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How can we get more chicks to join?

DeadHamDeadHam Acolyte
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Pointless thread, but fuck, Imma lil' drunk, let's discuss.

My suggestion: we should spam... chick forums!

Yeah, cuz those exist.



Ideas?
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, internet pussy
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    We should make this place Interesting!
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  • wasjoshwasjosh Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dilute them into the belief that there are 'chicks' that are hotter than them already here/wanting to join.


    Tie them up in basements with computers and access to one website...


    That may be all I have.
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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Trick em into thinking it's a good idea with black magick.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    Don't tell them to GTFO if they don't show TITS.
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  • wasjoshwasjosh Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Don't tell them to GTFO if they don't show TITS.

    This seems like a solid idea, maybe we could have an unwritten rule for it: "Members must wait 7 days before harassing new female members to post pics of tits on threat of explosion."
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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    My idea would be to have a more active Sex and Affection section and a "Post your pic" kind of thread/forum.

    Those two forums/threads brought a lot of womenz to Zoklet over the time, at least for a while. But it's the internet, and we know there are no girls here.

    Also you could try acting like men and not like horny 14 year olds who have never touched an ass before and think they are doing something right by e-stalking a chick and whatnot. In other words, don't act like 0x29A and you'll prolly do fine.
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  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    Thai hookers are pretty cheap....
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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    Brock Samson wrote: »
    Thai hookers are pretty cheap....

    Because a lot of them are traps.
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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    Vizier wrote: »
    Because a lot of them are traps.

    I'm down with that.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Brainwash them.
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Tell all the girls you know to join.
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