Man dies due to twilight

DirtySanchez

http://www.greatnewmovies.com/2010/07/07/twilight-eclipse-update-man-dies-watching-twilight-eclipse/

Does twilight know no boundrys? Now its killing people it must be stopped.

Dfg

I just wish those people watching that movie [except few Totse members] just die in a raging fire started by all those glittering scenes of faggot vampires taking a piss at the sun.

DirtySanchez

Itd be funny if a gunman just showed up at a twilight screening and opened fire.

ILTST9

This is proof that the Twilight series is a menace to modern society and must immediately be outlawed. It is for the good of the people.

Rainycity

THe movie couldnt be that bad.

kfc v lot

Twilight makes me rage it's the biggest Turd ever created! Fucking mormons and their sexual fantasies..

RemadE

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Itd be funny if a gunman just showed up at a twilight screening and opened fire.

QFT. I'd do it if I had the resources.

Mantikore

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Itd be funny if a gunman just showed up at a twilight screening and opened fire.

Or just open up a jar of angry bees

"Dont worry, theyre just vampire bees."

Morningside

If you enter the theater to see twilight then you deserve to die...

Greenbull

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3885798/Man-found-dead-after-Twilight-screening-in-Wellington

Local article.

23 year old male seeing twilight dies? Karma couldn't wait till his next life

Speedbags

Watching that movie made me want to die too, unfortunately I had to suffer through it instead.

RemadE

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Itd be funny if a gunman just showed up at a twilight screening and opened fire.

I went to watch one of them last year with my housemates for a birthday. I refused to pay and so they all had to shell out to cover the cost. I sat there the entire time and had my desperate virgin housemate drooling over my feet and lying across me making orgasm noises.

I would have paid someone to have executed the females there in a Baslan school style hostage situation. Foul film, and Mormon propaganda, too.

Krane

Twilight has ruined vampire films, they started going downhill with 'Interview with the Vampire', then Twilight appeared...

Mayberry