One time a chick I was with had the idea to stick a qtip up my dick because we had no condom (i was drunk and did not protest, like a foolio) it sorta worked, But afterwards my urethra hurt with a bunch of tiny (not bleeding) cotton lacerations; kinda burned
One time a chick I was with had the idea to stick a qtip up my dick because we had no condom (i was drunk and did not protest, like a foolio) it sorta worked, But afterwards my urethra hurt with a bunch of tiny (not bleeding) cotton lacerations; kinda burned
please for fuck's sake don't stick something like a dull end of a needle in there dude. what if you get too excited and the damn thing goes all the way in? FUck man dont be a fucking iddiot. find something that has a T on the end so it wont get stuck in your dick and then you get to go to the ER and explain how yuou got fucking needles inside your fuck9ing bladder. think man. what about if you get one of those tool kits for eyeglasses? like a hex key(allen wrench) that's really small with the L shape, or a small screwdriver with the big plastic bit on the end. please just dont have needles around your dick you dumb mother fucker.
I would never do that, NEVER even when a nigger is standing behind me and forcing me at fucking Gun point, sounds too painful and it's quite risky, I prefer losing my brain over my dick.
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Just thinking about that dude...
http://kids-in-sandbox.com/ (nsfw)
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/106563/Cock_brush/