Me and trx just scored a free chinese!
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Me and Trx were walking back to my place a little earlier when he decided to stop in at the local chinese takeaway for a piss. We quickly went inside to he could shoot his load of piss into the toilet. I was sitting around for a few minutes in the overly packed waiting area, waiting for trx to finish up with his glory-hole or what ever the fuck he was doing in there. I watched the customers for a little while. A very stressed looking businessman answered his phone, hurrying out of the takeaway with a red face and a very sweaty brow, probably having an extremely bad day at work. His day was just about to get a whole lot worse though.
Just as he disappeared around the corner, the Chinese lady called out "Order 56!" and dropped a couple of bags onto the counter, rushing back into the kitchen area. I took a glance out of the window, and back to the food... The waiting room was overcrowded and no one really knew who the food belonged to, so I took my chance. I can't explain my motives but I just got out of my chair, walked over to the counter and picked up the bags. I walked outside, straight past the furious businessman and over to the park, where I sat down and called up Trx to tell him where I was. We then walked home and enjoyed ourselves a nice, free Chinese meal consisting of; Prawn Crackers, Chicken Chowmein and some chicken balls!
Just as he disappeared around the corner, the Chinese lady called out "Order 56!" and dropped a couple of bags onto the counter, rushing back into the kitchen area. I took a glance out of the window, and back to the food... The waiting room was overcrowded and no one really knew who the food belonged to, so I took my chance. I can't explain my motives but I just got out of my chair, walked over to the counter and picked up the bags. I walked outside, straight past the furious businessman and over to the park, where I sat down and called up Trx to tell him where I was. We then walked home and enjoyed ourselves a nice, free Chinese meal consisting of; Prawn Crackers, Chicken Chowmein and some chicken balls!
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I remember the time I scored a free Chinese. However I was in a shitty part of Town just coming out for a smoke from a Ska/Punk Christmas gig and was at the back of a Chinese takeaway. I saw the owner/kitchen workers put some bags out the back and in conjunction with my mates, proceeded to ask them about what they were doing, and then raided some industrial waste bins, getting some free Chinese (from the owners) and bread from the bins.
Good night overall. I hope trx enjoyed the gloryhole
That's awesome, I feel like stealing some guy's Chinese now. Too bad it's 9:32am.
You were hungry.
I lol'd.
As if some poor fucking chinese restaurant worker is " a suit". Nice one getting away with it guys. Lucky you didn't get chased down by the fam and beaten within an inch of your lives.
It was a bad idea, wasn't it? It also involved theft, and free food which is a good enough reason in my books! I LOL'd once again, by the way
What am I - the bearer of all things evil?
Why? Not every person in a suit and a "good" paying job is part of the bourgeois :rolleyes:
Having said that, you did well on actually doing it. A rule of thumb to know the food is good stuff is when their own people actually eat there, i.e. Turks at kebab shops, Chinamen at Chinese restaurants. If the place is full of Westerners it's a good bet that you're eating shit.
pupu platters rock man.