What would you do with super powers?

Dark Kaiser Redux

By some magic, you wake up tomorrow morning 10 times fitter, faster and stronger than you are today. You can also become invisible for one hour a day and fly at the speed of a pigeon, say. Flying uses the same amount of energy as running. You can still be injured and die as normal.

What would you do? Post it here and I'll give mine in a bit.

Darth Beaver

Dominate the NFL for profit?

GoingNowhere

Take part in the 2012 olympics Just fly around to some random mountains and see what its like up high I guess.

RemadE

Fly outside my City
Perv on chicks.
Impress people with my athletic abilities and enjoy life more, not least with my new drive to learn.

jehsiboi

Probably start robbing banks .... I mean INVISIBLE !!!! Who wouldn't ... I could run roughly 120km an hour, lift around 650kg ...

LSA King

Kill relentlessly all the worthless pieces of shit in society, especially the global elites.

Dark Kaiser Redux

Some of you guys have really low goals. I'd also go around robbing banks etc to become unquantifiably rich though I don't think I'd have much interest in money considering what awsome power I now have. I'd steal a shitload of guns and ammo from the police/army and run/fly around blasting people indiscriminately. I'd torment and kill everyone who's ever been nasty to me or pissed me off in some way. I'd voyeur on and rape whoever takes my fancy. Other than that, I don't think I'd ever get bored of the sheer exhilaration of flying.

Slave of the Beast

Dark Kaiser Redux wrote: »

By some magic, you wake up tomorrow morning 10 times fitter, faster and stronger than you are today. You can also become invisible for one hour a day and fly at the speed of a pigeon, say. Flying uses the same amount of energy as running. You can still be injured and die as normal.

What would you do? Post it here and I'll give mine in a bit.

Dark Kaiser Redux wrote: »

Some of you guys have really low goals. I'd also go around robbing banks etc to become unquantifiably rich though I don't think I'd have much interest in money considering what awsome power I now have. I'd steal a shitload of guns and ammo from the police/army and run/fly around blasting people indiscriminately. I'd torment and kill everyone who's ever been nasty to me or pissed me off in some way. I'd voyeur on and rape whoever takes my fancy. Other than that, I don't think I'd ever get bored of the sheer exhilaration of flying.

You might be invisible but your guns wouldn't be, Super Pigeon Man.

Dark Kaiser Redux

Didn't think about that. I guess I'd have to be naked then for the invisibility parts.

(nameless one)

I'd get rich.

Rumple Foreskin

i would get into porn

Box

I would run super fast to Denver where Taylor Swift just had her concert, and rape her with my super brolic penis. It would destroy her pelvis.

ThatfriedKid

Lol I used to think about this when I was younger. I always figured I'd rob pharmacies of their recreational drugs and then sell/consume the lot.

I'd probably still do the same thing, just make more of an effort to hit up the register

Negrophobe

Obviously I'd wipe out all of the niggers and liberal kikes, tweak the rest of the non-caucasoids' chromosomes so that they can't breed with caucasoids, re-establish the British empire, take the world's most beautiful women as concubines and breed with them, and use my superior intellect to advance the field of Eugenics and make myself and the ethnic British people even more superior. We'd then take over France too. I'd also make my fists turn into fire and pummel holes through every leftist's frail stomach.

I'd set myself up as a god to the people, a king of kings.

Negrophobe

LSA King wrote: »

Kill relentlessly all the worthless pieces of shit in society, especially the global elites.

nameless1 wrote: »

I'd get rich.

Rumple Foreskin wrote: »

i would get into porn

ThatfriedKid wrote: »

Lol I used to think about this when I was younger. I always figured I'd rob pharmacies of their recreational drugs and then sell/consume the lot.

I'd probably still do the same thing, just make more of an effort to hit up the register

All of these things can be done without being a superhero.

Dfg

Sit around and post on Totse about my super power. Hey, at least I am honest.

Negrophobe

So you'd use your powers to talk about your powers? Okay.

Do you also have a car in your car so that you can drive while you drive?

Lethargica

control time..you can literally do everything if you have the power to control time

in fact tell me something that you can't do if you could control time

LSA King

Negrophobe wrote: »

All of these things can be done without being a superhero.

Being able to rip someone apart with your hands? Well it depends on how far we are going with these powers. I figure robbing banks would be a given for most people.

jehsiboi

Lethargica wrote:

control time..you can literally do everything if you have the power to control time

in fact tell me something that you can't do if you could control time

Take a shit out of your mouth .....

ThirdRockFromTheSun

I'd do whatever I'd like.

Simple