The slightly less retarded thread

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  • edited August 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    ^So which one's you?:confused:

    Seriously though, people talk like that IRL? I thought we internet low lifes made up such styles of speech for our own entertainment?:confused:

    I can't imagine that they do. People talk shit on the internet because they don't have to back it up. They're insulated and safe, so they say what they want.
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited August 2010
    I can't imagine that they do. People talk shit on the internet because they don't have to back it up. They're insulated and safe, so they say what they want.

    No they really talk like that all day, and none of them are me.
  • edited August 2010
    mafiabro wrote: »
    No they really talk like that all day, and none of them are me.

    How do they avoid getting their asses kicked if they do this in real life?
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    They are asses
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Real asses are life
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    It's that time again! It's time to play "Would You Fuck My Facebook Friends?"
    1. The girl on the right. She's a major hippie, this is her current hairstyle. She's very feminist, but the nicest one I've ever met. She's a great person, I think I'd tap that.
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    2. The one on the left. Obviously the broad on the right is a hot fuck. Have tapped a few years ago when she was a little less fat, now she's pregnant so she's ballooning up. She definitely puts out, guaranteed sex. She's pretty white trash when you take a step back, but she hides it well.
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  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    id fuck all four of those women
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    only simultaneously, though
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    I would have sex with all three of those bitches, barring psychotic ones, because I don't want them to chop my dick off or something.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    id fuck all four of those women

    Ahh, mr.b, your very low standards make for very lulzy posts.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    the first one looks too much like the kid from the shining for my tastes
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    How low can you go mr.b?
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    Also, some hot teachers of mine that are my facebook friends. :cool:
    My homeroom teacher for all 4 years of high school. Never had the pleasure of taking one of her courses (she taught AP and I was in IB instead), but I heard she was a great teacher.
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    Finally, my English teacher my sophomore and junior years of highschool. With her, another one of my facebook friends, whom I would penetrate.
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  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    I was kidding about the four, don't insult me with that shit
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    You got a pretty face, boy.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    I made cannabis oil with the spent weed from the BHO extraction. I made about a half cup of oil using a quarter oz of BHO extracted weed. I drank half of it and I am FUCKED UP. Jesus, I guess I didn't use enough butane. I had over half a liter, this is bullshit.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    lolwut you got rid of the photo?
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    erorr wrote: »
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    <3 dat emo gurl

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  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    lolwut?

    ive always hated emos, but i also always had a thing for emo chicks... dunno why
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited August 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    You got a pretty face, boy.

    Definitely this.:)

    But even more so.....
    Erorr wrote: »
    Romanian ftw.

    ....THIS!!!:angry::angry::angry:
    Erorr wrote: »
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    Let her consume you, engulf you in her tapestry of broken dreams and swollen membranes.

    Oh how her ovaries yearn to eclipse your manhood. Devour your soul and leave you hollow and torn. The lives we live tangle and she, She will walk away tall and be forced to step over your cold dead corpse.


    Emooooooooooo <3 :hai:
    You write erotica too?;)

    Obviously, I'd fuck anyone of the people in the previously posted pictures, including the emo chicks, fat chicks, grandma, erorr, and House.:)

    I'm just a love machine....


    Seriously though, I genuinely liked the girls erorr posted.:angry::o:angry:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Bunghole masturbates to your pictures.
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
  • edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    This is my pretty face

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    And this is my prettier face!

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    xxombie lets funk to morning glory demos

    You're a cross between Peter Bishop and the gay pot-dealer from Blow.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited August 2010
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    Girl in BLUE dress on the right


    lost a friend cause I fucked one
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited August 2010
    Can you guys also come back and visit Cannabis Corner and bump the high thread and shit every now and again?

    ya'll are dicks for leavin me over there
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    ^^lol I would but dude the cannabis corner honestly looks like shit now, I can't navigate for shit and I'm mostly sober right now. I can't even imagine being all fucked up and trying to post some shit there. Idk why prefixes seemed like a good idea when the three forums worked JUST FINE.
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited August 2010
    Zos suggested it and I didn't really care I guess.

    Yeah it is a different pace now but who knows it might be alright.

    It's better than no weed forum at all...which totse still doesn't have. :angry:
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, once there are a bunch of weed threads in BLTC I'm sure they'll make a cannabis one. right now, why bother?
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Dose Me wrote: »
    Zos suggested it and I didn't really care I guess.

    Yeah it is a different pace now but who knows it might be alright.

    It's better than no weed forum at all...which totse still doesn't have. :angry:

    Wait, what happened to CC?

    lol, I see I was right about Zok stepping down. lolpwnd.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Does LSD still post at zoklet? I haven't seen him around for a while, and I understand he was pretty down.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    I've seen him post a couple times, I think. I don't know.
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah he posts on Zoklet a lot still...had a convo with him recently.

    I'm think he's being considered for mod of NFHC but don't quote me on that...I think his name's just been thrown around.
  • Dose MeDose Me Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr what happened to your zoklet account?
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    wtf I thought your post asked if he posts here. nevermind what i said.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    "Awww, it's anus looks like an asterisk."

    "The horse says, 'DOCTORATE DENIED'."

    "And if he won't talk to us he'll talk to Smith and Wesson [pulls out S&W pistol] or perhaps Consolidated Headmelter [pulls out BFG]."
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    Dose Me wrote: »
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    Girl in BLUE dress on the right


    lost a friend cause I fucked one

    "This image or video has been blocked or deleted"

    i wanted to see the girls :(

    edit: work now :confused:
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    "Awww, it's anus looks like an asterisk."

    "The horse says, 'DOCTORATE DENIED'."

    "And if he won't talk to us he'll talk to Smith and Wesson [pulls out S&W pistol] or perhaps Consolidated Headmelter [pulls out BFG]."

    Futurama :thumbsup:
  • edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    Your full of shit has now officially been changed to Your full of pie.

    What does this mean? I'm having a hard time figuring it out.

    My full of shit has now officially been changed to my full of pie?

    Please explain...:mad:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    fractals wrote: »
    Futurama :thumbsup:

    Consolidated Headmelter got me. I'm glad they still have funny one liners.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
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  • edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    The phrase "Your so full of shit!" has now officially been changed in our societys pop culture with the new phrase of "Your so full of pie!"

    That work:confused:

    Oh, you meant "you're". :o

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  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Who does this 4J guy think he is? IDGAF if he's my boss, he seems like a real dick.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    You're so full of pie!

    Obvious forced meme is obvious.

    My "On topic: Windex tastes like soap" bit was way better than your shit/pie substitution. :mad:

    4J is pretty much anti-lulz. He's like Hitler's dead grandmother's stand up, which was bad.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Peanut butter weed cookies in the oven, btw. Cookies are IN THE OVEN.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Wow, they taste exactly like weed.

    Delicious. I wish I had some nutella to make them orgasmic. *drools*
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    Consolidated Headmelter got me. I'm glad they still have funny one liners.

    'doctorate denied' was teh lulz


    u guys need to help me out... i made a rly rly lulzy post in F&B, and someone PMd me for more info... what should i tell him? I dont want to kill him, just troll him a little
    Fractals wrote: »
    wow, u guys r assholes. hes just trying to learn, and you guys troll the shit out of him.

    forget about pseudoephedrine, look into phentermine. its formula is the same, C10H15N. just dissolve it in some ether (starting fluid works to, it also has hexane which doesnt hurt), add some methanol (the catalyst), and throw it in the microwave. the ether lets the atoms move around freely, and the methanol assures they rearrange themselfs as meth. microwave it for 2-4 hours, or until all the ether evaporates. you should be left with giant glass shards :thumbsup:
    Hey man,

    Whats the yield on the phentermine approach? do you have a paper with detailed instructions? your post sounds just wayyyyyyy too easy to be true, not saying its not legit. Spiked my interest thats for sure.

    Thanks.

    thats all from zoklet btw
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    Mutiny!?

    wait for me to be a mod too!
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    zomg its 420 :eek:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm about to get very pissed off about this place.
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