Jew people are awesome!

edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
I've decided that I never want to become not jewish. not jewish people don't have character. I like jew people... no, I LOVE jew people. In fact, I want to be a jew person myself, just so I'm not just jealous.

Yes being a jew person is my dream. Not jew people get everything handed to them, like state welfare..

Okay, if a jew person becomes a holocaust victim; then I lol at them. Sucks to be them.

But people who are born into not jew families; ugh.

I was born into a not jew family. But I'm getting my penis trimed up and am going to be jewish from now on. I've decided that I want to contribute to this world by making people laugh; not half jew people though. full jew people. I want to make JEW people laugh.

So how do I do this? I have to do find a place jew people go to and perform stand up comedy or something. I don't really have any ideas just yet. Suggest some?

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