Ever been TOO drunk?
Like 2 Shirley temples and whatever they put in that mango drink then 6 vodka shots?
I'm feeling TOO drunk but I'm loving it.
I went around for 45 minutes asking for a cigarettes but only got one.
I have rolling tobacco but I ran out of fucking papers. I even asked where I get papers from to pay them back tomorrow for some Bambu, LOL.]
Fuck Weed, I'm drinking.
FYI: I'm drunk as shit.
I'm right now too afraid to go home so I had to sleep at my friend's house who doesn't really want me to be here.
I'm feeling TOO drunk but I'm loving it.
I went around for 45 minutes asking for a cigarettes but only got one.
I have rolling tobacco but I ran out of fucking papers. I even asked where I get papers from to pay them back tomorrow for some Bambu, LOL.]
Fuck Weed, I'm drinking.
FYI: I'm drunk as shit.
I'm right now too afraid to go home so I had to sleep at my friend's house who doesn't really want me to be here.
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I woke up with a massive hangover. No feeling like a million bucks the morning after with just benzos, I felt horrible.
This actually kept me from drinking for over a year. The thought of drinking made me sick for a while.
I get blackout drunk frequently, and I'd consider blackout to be too drunk. Yes, it's made me do a lot of stupid/dangerous/embarrassing shit, but I love it.
This. I rarely drink myself to nausea, but there was this one time I downed half a bottle 300 ml of Captain Morgan ad was feeling great. I saw there was a shot in the bottom of the bottle and decided not to waste it. Upon drinking the shot, my gag reflex started kicking in and it all went down hill until I puked. Then it all felt pretty good again.
LOL Man, talk about a fucked up evening. By the time it sets in, it's too late. did you drink any more that evening? I don't know about anyone else, but my stomach can't really mix too many liquors well. I can drink different types of rum and get away with it. But if I follow sour mash like No. 7 with a sweet rum like Malibu, it doesn't end up in my favor.
My father has inflicted mortal damage (generally 1/3-1/2 of the bottle) on a half gallon of Crown Royal or Captain Morgan in the past, but he's slowed way down. My uncle though .... goes through a mason jar of white lightning nearly every night from what I hear. He's not diabetic, missing a finger or two, and (last I heard) has an add1ct1on to meff.
I did have a few more drinks that night. I made it home,threw up for a while, fell asleep and then woke up with a pretty bad hangover.
I couldn't imagine drinking a half gallon. That's ridiculous. I usually don't mix my liquors, either. I stick with whiskey or rum mostly, but I got some vodka last week. I don't ever drink malibu unless I'm making caribou lou. I think sticking with hard stuff or hard stuff and some beer is the best. Sugary drinks always make me feel sick.
That's why I prefer either a grain based liquor, especially of a high proof. It has what I could call a cleaner buzz.
But yes last night would have been another example of jator getting too drunk. But the klonopin and flexeril certainly weren't helping either. We killed a 30 pack then made a "cauldron of witches brew" which consisted of gatorade, beer, lime juice, OJ, clear rum, gin, and scotch (we threw 2mg klonopin in there for good measure, I also popped another mg and snorted yet another).
Me and my friend were then cock blocked at our attempt to 3some some bitch.
Fun night though all in all.
I was confused as to why more people didn't point out the Shirley Temple thing. They have NO alcohol, so drinking 2 of them shouldn't have any effect.
Ya I had a nice little wtf run through my head when I read that.
I was convinced it was a troll thread for a second.
I thought it was a troll thread too, then I thought maybe the OP doesn't know anything about mixed drinks, which is pretty likely considering most people know dick about them.
Considering he said he was too scared to go home I'm fairly certain that's the case.
I said I wouldn't tell that story on zoklet, but this is totse, right. I should be good.
It's only gay if balls are touching.
My night was pretty damn epic.
He specifically said that he loved it when their balls were touching.
So what you made was a vodka, sprite and grenadine drink, maybe with a cherry? That's a Dirty Shirley.
My blackouts usually end up in epic tales such as me walking down the street wacking people with a plastic sword, knighting hot girls, and getting laid.
I'm really not a big alcohol lover, and don't drink all that often (once a week max). My tolerance has become pretty pissweak, but I can definately keep my head straight much more than I used to. Now when I'm drinking, I'll only have about 6-10 beers which gets me loosened up and social, which is the only reason I drink for anyway, but not stumbling all over the place, feeling like shit in the morning. I really don't think the drunkeness is worth the shit feelings later on and during.
As I said, I only drink now to loosen up and get a bit buzzed so that I can enjoy myself more. There's still the occasional time when I will get carried away but I never let myself pass out/ fall asleep without first sobering up and getting some fluids/nutrition in to me.
To clarify: I don't consider myself drunk until I'm too drunk. Anything less is just 'buzzed'. It's happy and mellow, but I'm not FUKKIN DRUNK U GUISE.
If you can't remember it what's the point?
It's fun as hell?
If you don't remember it, how could it be fun?
I guess you guys just don't understand blackout drunk. It's not like you suddenly wake up the next morning with absolutely no recollection of what happened or what you did. I've been drunk to the brink of alcohol poisoning, and I could still recall shit that happened.
It's more like you remember something here, then blink your eyes, and remember shit that was happening a couple hours later. Then you get to piece the story together the next day.
Needless to say I woke up the next day and thought everyone was making it up.
If I can't remember it then it doesn't matter if it was fun or not. I'd rather get decently drunk and still remember the stupid shit I did. The people around here who regularly get blackout drunk are all frat guys/sorority girls, so maybe that's why I'm biased against it.
I don't start drinking with the aim of getting blackout drunk, it just happens.
The memories slowly but shakily come back and you hear stories about it from other people.
Also you get to be incredibly drunk!:thumbsup:
Went to a party at a friends house. Brought Some cheap ass Vodka (Vladmir) and Kahula. when I got there they were drinking Mikes Extra Hard Lemonade. Took 2 shots of vodka then filled a glass up with Mikes and 4 more shots of vodka and 3 shots of kahula.
So I start playing pong and drinking and talking to people. Then more of the people leave and my and buddy are playing pong. at this time i had drank about 2/3s of my drink and was feeling pretty good. 20 min later and a few games of beer pong later its empty and I feel fine. He leaves and I'm talking to everyone there. I remember saying a few dumbass funny things but not much else. Next thing I remember I stood up off the couch and puked in the floor. Walked to the bathroom and puked all over the door. Then I made it to the toilet and finished up. Then I had to clean up my puke with those shitty brown napkins that you get in gas station bathrooms. I ended up calling my ex to come get me although I don't remember it at all.
Haha that sucks.
Reminds me of this one time (this incident has given me the reputation of being able to drink ANYTHING among my college buddies, although it didn't really end well) when we were playing Ride the Bus or some shit, and I'd managed to stack up a total of 67 drinks. Now, knowing this wasn't going to happen, I simply instead decided to fill my glass (this was a BIG glass too) with rum and just pound it. I got it all down, straight, no chase.
About an hour later we decided to smoke a bowl. I went and grabbed my pipe, packed it, and as I was walking out got the feeling I was gonna puke. So I say "I think I'm gonna puke, somebody take this pipe" and they all start saying shit like "No man, you're cool, let's go" like I'm some fucking 14 year old girl drinking her first mickey of Peach Schnapps. I KNEW I had to puke and just get it over with, but in my drunken state, couldn't just put the pipe down, I had to wait for somebody to take it.
Nobody did. I ended up projectile vomiting into the bathroom from outside, all over the sink and toilet and counter.
I cleaned up, poured another drink, and smoked that whole bowl myself:mad: