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I am moving

fanglekaifanglekai Regular
edited December 2010 in Spurious Generalities
I am moving to Pakistan. I am going to become a camel rancher so I can take over many of Dfg's duties so he can focus full time on totse, at least when he's not being a part-time terrorist.

I need tips and tricks on how to survive over there, especially since I won't be able to bang the locals.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited November 2010
    Grow a beard. Not to fit in, but to hide that awful mole on your chin.
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited November 2010
    That's not a mole it's a dragoncock :o
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  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited November 2010
    Always keep a water-based lube handy. (For the camels)
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited November 2010
    I will replay later. Night [ 7:48 am here]
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited November 2010
    -Have sex with everything except women (little boys, goats, camels, rocks, etc)

    -don't bathe

    -wear a dress instead of normal clothes and a towel around your head to wipe camel juices off your penis

    -if you have a girlfriend/wife (you don't) buy her a ninja costume and make her wear it around town underneath a potato sack

    -blame all your problems on the US and Israel

    -wipe your ass with your left hand, brush teeth with right, but it's not a big deal if you mix it up on occasion
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  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited December 2010
    franglekai isn't responding because I told his mom and she got scared and sent him to Bel Air to live with his rich aunt and uncle.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited December 2010
    FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: »
    -Have sex with everything except women (little boys, goats, camels, rocks, etc)

    -don't bathe

    -wear a dress instead of normal clothes and a towel around your head to wipe camel juices off your penis

    -if you have a girlfriend/wife (you don't) buy her a ninja costume and make her wear it around town underneath a potato sack

    -blame all your problems on the US and Israel

    -wipe your ass with your left hand, brush teeth with right, but it's not a big deal if you mix it up on occasion

    Pretty much this^

    Oh btw learn to beat up some girls.
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  • Hellz-FuryHellz-Fury Regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't drink the water.

    Wait...
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited December 2010
    Remember, in moslem countries the only time when it is acceptable to spit on a moslem women is when her mustache or unibrow is on fire
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited December 2010
    Watch this film:

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  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited December 2010
    You can find rupees under pots and in tall grass.
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    Good suggestions by all. I will try to make extra money by breaking pots and cutting bushes to find rupees. I will also save money by growing a huge beard. Dfg what do you have to add?
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