LaVeyan Satanism
Turd_Smasher
Regular
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth:
1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3) When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4) If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5) Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6) Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7) Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9) Do not harm young children.
10) Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11) When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
More like pussyism. If there is a Satan, I doubt he would give two shits about rape(#5) or pedophilia/child cruelty(#9) towards humans.
Edit: The Church of Satan also held a pre halloween benefit to donate money to Hurricane Katrina victims. Now THAT, is hardcore Satanism!!!11
1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3) When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4) If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5) Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6) Do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7) Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9) Do not harm young children.
10) Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11) When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
More like pussyism. If there is a Satan, I doubt he would give two shits about rape(#5) or pedophilia/child cruelty(#9) towards humans.
Edit: The Church of Satan also held a pre halloween benefit to donate money to Hurricane Katrina victims. Now THAT, is hardcore Satanism!!!11
Comments
Yet you'll find that a typical teen satanist is the first one to offer his opinions on a subject whether you asked for them or not.
Of course it could just be that legit Satanists are the sort who don't tell everyone who'll listen.
I'm actually still not sure about Satanism. They charge like $200 for a membership in the official Church. I bet they get a great laugh when people actually pay for that shit.
In my opinion he was trolling HARD!
This. I have complete respect for LaVey himself. He found a way to make money and get laid based on peoples desire to rebel. It's the people who don't realize the whole thing was an elaborate con and follow it well... religiously that are idiots.
Sadly, the philosophy they propose, IMO, is decent, as being a "satanist" like they claim isn't really evil. However most people that follow that are probably angsty teenagers that listen to shit like Cradle of Filth all day long and are social inepts.
That is as accurate assessment now as it was 30 years ago. What these types miss entirely is that LaVey was (aside from being mostly full of shit) not a believer in Satan. In fact his "brand" of Satanism was mostly a reverse of Christianity/Catholicism in that the doctrine denied the existence of God and Satan.
This is a lot more funny taken out of context.
LULz
ICWUTUDIDTHAR
Allah in the Islamic tradition allowed his "prophet" mudhammad (piss be upon him) to commit all of these acts.
So you decided to start rapping about it?
LaVeyan Satanists: Complete waste of carbon. Rebelling teenagers, Goths, edgy faggots. Incapable of thinking for themselves. Follow a "religion" that was created for shock value.
Actual Satanists: Decent folks, generally. You wouldn't know who actually subscribes to the faith right off the bat. You're more likely to think they're love the earth hippies than satanists.
It's not much different than most earthy-based religions like paganism and wicca. They're all modernizations of ancient religions. Sure, some names and practices have been changed over the centuries, but every religion does that.
That sucks.
I herd a story that the reason satan was kicked out
of heaven(christian bible), was the fact that he was white and
god and jesus are niggers. So automatic Discrimination
Pissed off satan. And hes being trying to pay back god
thats why there was slavery.:hai:
lol :thumbsup:
This is logic I can support.
This means Satan advocates efficiency.
Slavery gets shit done, after all.
^Most accurate post ITT :thumbsup:
Yep... Douchebags in clown hats...
I thought that was what the Insane Clown Posse produced
ICP produces Christian douchebags in clown hats.
So. Damn. True.
My ex was into this. I never quite got my head round it. I live by the rules i create. Never anyone elses.
When Anton LaVey wanted money and decided to start a religion.
Good. The thing about LaVeyan Satanism is that they don't want you to subscribe to it unless you already identify with it. They say that a Satanist is already; does not become.