Because ever since we've discovered science, we have been able to determine that vampires are very emotional and filled with teenage angst. All of the portrayals of vampires in 20th century film are inaccurate.
Hairless men are hot. My older brother showed me James Bond and I saw all those hairy chests and went WTF. Do those men have genetic defects or something? Disgusting. Men should not have body hair. It's unnatural.
Yes and I love guys who look good in skinny jeans. Sometimes I see guys with a crotch bulge. That's disgusting. Why would any manly men have a bulge in the crotch area? Do they have a disease? That's unnatural. Men who have a tight fitting groinline are so hot.
Tuck? Tuck in their shirts? Yeah that's so hot. When I see a guy who can fill up his skinny jeans with his shirt and still not make a bulge, that's who I want to marry.
I don't want to see it. Eating is unnatural. You're putting foreign objects into your body. That's disgusting. But when they purge, they're giving up their insides. Especially when they purge onto me. They're pouring themselves out to me. Now that's a manly man who knows how to show his innermost feelings towards a woman.
Yes, my boyfriend gave it to me. He's a manly man who doesn't want to have sex. Sex is unnatural. You're letting someone put a foreign object inside you? That's disgusting. A manly man does what is right. Sex is wrong.
Teenage angst is overrated. I turned 20 this year and looked back on my teenage years. There was not one bit of angst! Sure I made explosives and conspired with friends to do things with said explosives, but we did, and we were successful - meaning it wasn't angst, rather teenage terrorism.
Robert Pattinson is a Naan bread face plonker who, for some mystical reason, gets girls wet.
Don't worry, guys. Girls get wet over anything, but it's only because so many of them are making a lake over the 2 mongs in the movie that they don't feel afraid to admit it.
If you were half as famous as them, and spruced up a bit, I'm sure you would have the same effect.
Now, time to decapitate that cunt. My Sister had dinner with him this Summer as he bought a house near us and our family friends are involved in the filming of the movies. Shame I didn't get to go. They knew what I wanted to do to that "actor".
Women have no appreciation for fine arts and a love for everything that is degenerate. They're more easily susceptible to things such as media, astrology and religion than what males are.
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Robert Pattinson is a Naan bread face plonker who, for some mystical reason, gets girls wet.
Don't worry, guys. Girls get wet over anything, but it's only because so many of them are making a lake over the 2 mongs in the movie that they don't feel afraid to admit it.
If you were half as famous as them, and spruced up a bit, I'm sure you would have the same effect.
Now, time to decapitate that cunt. My Sister had dinner with him this Summer as he bought a house near us and our family friends are involved in the filming of the movies. Shame I didn't get to go. They knew what I wanted to do to that "actor".
In short, they're idiots.
You have to admire the nipples though. Something about them takes me back to those days as a glorious little shit of an infant.
For a mongoloid with higher estrogen levels than most other races, it would be.