Tip of the day!

Turd_Smasher

When looking at pr0n on a public computer, just shrink the window very small so the staff/librarian/misc douchebag can't see what you're doing.

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Levo75

Download porn to your mobile phone, enter girlsroom, jizz on the toiletseat.

This may be your only hope for offspring.

The Negotiator

When having sex with a woman for your first time together, pull out a rather large hunting knife. What happens next will determine not only your relationship, but the rest of your life.