Totse Classic: What's on your pockets right now?

Vizier

-Keys
-Change
-Nail Clipper
-Lighter
-Pen
-Cellphone
-Pack of Smokes
-Wallet
-2 Halls
-Receipt from a pharmacy

Go.

JestA

ummmm. a lighter, a pipe, my cock, and a couple of pills, o and a little bit o cash.

Indulgence

I'm wearing pajama pants completely devoid of pockets. What.

Mayberry

I have no pockets.

DirtySanchez

Change, a can of dip, some bits of plastic and lint.

duuude

I got my bag and my phone

Vizier

Well shit, I'm probably the only nigger that still carries pretty much his life in his pant pockets.

JestA

Vizier wrote: »

Well shit, I'm probably the only nigger that still carries pretty much his life in his pant pockets.

no i do to. but i read this thread whilst emptying my pockets

Slartibartfast

> A resistor with the legs missing.

> Some change.

> A few pieces of Hard Candy.

> My phone.

Katzenklavier

Hmm, a bottle of heat sink goop, a $10 dollar tree gift card, a nail, a germanium transistor, a MOSFET, 35 cents and a jolly rancher.

Marijuanasaurus

Nothing. But on a daily basis I have 3 basic things:

My phone, my wallet, and my keys

Grinch

Vizier wrote: »

life in his pant pockets.

I can't stand having full pockets.

Currently:

• Leatherman
• Pen
• Pocketbook

acid_drop

Cigarettes, zippo, sharpie, gigantic Droid X phone, pocket knife, change and bits of beef jerky I want to eat but can't get.

bearcat

Indulgence wrote: »

I'm wearing pajama pants completely devoid of pockets. What.

This.

Normally though I have my keys, some change, my phone, a lighter, my wallet, and a condom. Nothing crazy.

Indulgence

acid_drop wrote: »

and bits of beef jerky I want to eat but can't get.

While I acknowledge and appreciate the deliciousness of beef jerky, I have to wonder why it was loose in your pocket, and why you want to eat bits of meat that are likely covered in fuzz.

Vizier

Weed makes you do strange things sometimes.

acid_drop

Indulgence wrote: »

While I acknowledge and appreciate the deliciousness of beef jerky, I have to wonder why it was loose in your pocket, and why you want to eat bits of meat that are likely covered in fuzz.

I put some in my pocket cause I was at work, and nearing 9PM and I hadn't eaten all day. And my pockets aren't linty. I wash my pants man. The new washer/dryer I have is assm. The old dryer started fucking smoking, and was old enough I wasn't going to dick with fixing it.

TheGreenDoctor

I don't have pockets right now, but I normally have my keys, wallet, and phone in my pants pockets, My smokes and my lighter in my regular jacket, and my scanner mount and a pair of gloves in my work jacket.

Unknown

Currently got my wallet, keys, gum and my HTC in my pockets. I love the way my phone fits really well in my pocket.

SHANE14

$25. I tend to empty my pockets when I'm at home so this is really more than would normally be in there

Dfg

5 pockets and nothing in them.

Amie

Wallet, keys, cellphone, handkerchief, knife, flashlight

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE

My pocket knife and my foot.

Professor Elm

nothing.

culinaryoverlord

My knife, 2 flats of nicotine gum, one half empty, a keychain bottle opener, keys, 5 expired bus passes, $22.47, an empty baggie, an ativan(yum, gone!), crumbs of weed and other things.

boggle

Wearing a new pair of selvedge denim jeans, can barely get my hands into my pockets so the only thing I have there is my phone.

kfc v lot

In my jeans I have:
Wallet (with house key attached)
Phone
Some filter tips

Don't really need much else don't see the point in extra shit..

skunk

Nothing is on my pockets, nor is anything in my pockets.

duuude

Today: Keys, Phone, Wallet, iPod, USB Flashdrive, Bic Lighter

I try to keep my phone and iPod in one pocket and all the other stuff in the other so my shit don't get scratched.

acid_drop

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: »

and my foot.

WUT?

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE

acid_drop wrote: »

WUT?

right knee over left ankle
foot in cargo pockets
coolest way to sit.

Mantikore

im about to sleep, so nothing

RemadE

I barely ever carry shit in my pockets unless I left the house, in which case it's always

- Phone
- iPod
- Change

Darth Beaver

Lint and a dead grasshopper

ILTST9

My wallet, my blackberry phone, a shitty knife, and FATTY's severed head.

Sem

-Flash drive
-MP3 Player
-Knife
-Keys
-Wallet
-Audio Wires
-Small notebook and pen
-Earpiece and namebadge for work
-Djarum Blacks & lighter

Course I'm counting my Trench coat's pockets too

fr0st_Byte

-1/3 of a orange rubber-band
-Roll of electrical tape
-half used '07 cartoon-type pocket calender
-cracked knob to a car volume switch of a Jeep Eagle
-a drunk dfg
-'88 cassette tape of The Pixies
-ripped picture of FATTY's virgin girlfriend
-small adolescent Filipino boy named Yao


Ummm....I think that's it.

JestA

TheDarkRodent wrote: »

Lint and a dead grasshopper

Why the fuck do you have a dead grass hopper in your pocket,
and all i gots is my wallet a knife and a roll of electrical tape.

Vizier

I'm carrying cigs, lighter, keys, change, cell phone, nail clipper and earphones in my pockets right now.

acid_drop

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: »

right knee over left ankle
foot in cargo pockets
coolest way to sit.

Right on man. You can sit with crossed legs in a computer chair? Meh, mine has arms. I always have my foot/ankle under the opposite thigh. Though, why foot in pocket? Is that for cereals, or just for lulz? Please don't tell me you wear those fucking hot topic pants...... My respect for you will = :facepalm:

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE

acid_drop wrote: »

Right on man. You can sit with crossed legs in a computer chair? Meh, mine has arms. I always have my foot/ankle under the opposite thigh. Though, why foot in pocket? Is that for cereals, or just for lulz? Please don't tell me you wear those fucking hot topic pants...... My respect for you will = :facepalm:

Cargo pants for work brah, we can't all mooch off the taxpayer. Not that I don't have much respeck for those who bring home a moslem skull or two.