What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?
McSkluvin
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First I would make sure everyone was gone, then I'd raid a bunch of houses for interesting and useful items. Then I would probably stock up on food from a grocery store.
I would of course also go nuts with spraypaint all over my city.
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What would the fellow Totseans do?
I would of course also go nuts with spraypaint all over my city.
:thumbsup:What would the fellow Totseans do?
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Disappeared......
Then I'll worry about food, shelter, etcc
Or masturbate in the whitehouse.
Why not both?
I'd find Walt Disney's frozen corpse and rape that racist fuck. :thumbsup:
Then go around, doing everything you'd want to do. Blow shit up, steal cars, break into houses and steal things, learn how to pilot an airplane... Then steal it.
Etc.
I don't think I'd ever get hungry or thirsty, as food and water are available everywhere. Plus, I could steal all the cars I wanted because one person using everyone's fuel would go a long way.
I'd rape, pillage and loot. Probably woudl walk around with a weapon on my back, powder up my nose and...fuck, I don't know. Go to Parliament, blow it up as best as possible and then attempt to travel to mainland Europe by walking through the Eurotunnel, then circumnavigate the globe, writing a book, and burying it in case evolution brings new Humans to the Earth (I am convinced there were a race of humans or other kind of intelligent life a few billion years before we came about).
Edit/Update 7th May 2011
My initial plan would be to secure supplies to survive. I have a fucking gash medical condition so would need to procure pills, my drinks and other meds...and drugs from Chemists. Generators would also be sought to keep the fridge running for my jabs. Loot a few houses and drive to the house of a few girls I fancied. Go through their shit y'know?
Once that is out of the way and all unloaded from a car I stole, I would then begin the task of moving to a medium/long term living quarter. Ideally near a river/sea so I could fish, with enough space to grow a range of staple vegetables and a fuckload of weed. I'd then move to said locatuion and settle down.
Over the period of a few months I would educate myself on various survival and navigational skills, then move around, taking a boat to mainland Europe and circumnavigating the globe remembering to keep a generator going and my meds cold. Along the way, I'd make said book above and take photos of myself around the world, writing my own beliefs down and spending most of my time in a fucked up, moral-less drug haze. Stealing planes, sliding down the pyramids, squatting on Lenin, chill in a warzone, then through Afghan and up to Russia, over to Alaska, down the West Coast, down through Chile, back up through Mexico and onto the East Coast, ending up wherever.
There's a fine line with me and guys in beast movies. I'd personally hire (if there were some females left) and enslave some females to perform fucked up donkey shows. I'd be like some fucked up despotic overlord who puts explosive collars on the females (if that was possible...fucking fallout 3) to keep them in and either die alone, or surrounded by girls wearing almost nothing.
But I see what you mean. The lack of human interaction would eventually pressure my perversity to turn to animals.
I would probably get all self rightouse about my postition of being the last human being on earth, and see it as my place to give nature a helping hand in removing the scars of man - blow up buildings, dams, etcetera.
Can you imagine how epic watching a huge man made resevior drain out would be?
Then I would probably find some where quiet to sit and wait for the cold and the rain to take me.
Shit like, hey the coast is clear you can come out now.
Then the aliens would come down and hook me up up with a hot girl that they abducted earlier,then I could proceed too repopulate the earth with super human Aryans.
Detonate some nukes.
Destroy a city with some heavy machinery.
Set fire to a city
Do every drug imaginable
Set fire to a fireworks factory.
Go to the depths of the ocean via submarine.
Set all the zoo animals loose in the cities.
Shit like that.
Ah, what to do tomorrow?
Too bad all electricity and internet would go down quick as shit dumbass.
By the way, I have a tattoo of your avatar, minus all of the elemental shit in the middle.
Not necessarily. What about places that use windmills or have power cells? If there is only 1 person consuming all of the world's natural resources they could be a complete fucking glutton for the rest of their lives without even leaving a carbon fart in the wind.
First I'd go to all my friends apartments in my building and get all of their dogs, that's about ten. Then I'd head over to my old house and get those dogs, that's another eight. Luckily all these dogs are trained off leash and know me well. So I'd probably get a really cool outfit, road warrior style, and wander my way south with my pack of awesome dogs to keep me company. I'd hit up liquor stores along the way.
I'd probably go crazy pretty damn quickly, but my dogs would still love me.
Don't let them near Dfg. He'd love them too...
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This thread got me to thinking, what if totseans were the last people on earth. Most awesome society ever, probably. We'd have experts in every field.
L2satire
It would be a utopia and everyone would be tripping balls or drunk all the time.
There should be a thread made dedicated to the meet-up of all Totseans in the chance of some kind of worldwide fuck up, like a zombie outbreak.
Would be epic, but would never happen. We wouldn't be able to come up with a place for the meeting to take place.
That piece of land nucclearrabbit owned in Texas would be a good place imo.
If she actually owned land.
Plus if we're the last society on earth, why would it matter who owned anything? I say we meet up at the white house, or the playboy mansion or somewhere cool at least.
Now.. Once that's accomplished I would train them to operate some NASA computer's, steal a space ship, And blast off into space cause it'd be the only shit left worth doing with my life. Space Pirates? Fuck yes. :thumbsup:
Find the most comfortable place to chill at
Get comfy
get fucked up
touch myself
Then i guess end things.
Find the most comfortable place to chill at
get messed up
get comfy
touch myself
Then i guess end things.
Go on...:fap:
AHAHAHA
...anyway I'd probably do drugs til I accidentally OD'd 'cause I'm scared of going to hell for intentional suicide. But there's no way I'm stickin' around for 50+ years with no human interaction. No amount of drugs could make that tolerable for more than a week's time.
and yeah... pretty much all power would just be done for.
Let me just put my brain processes into text:-
scared of going to hell - Sorry dude, your God just left you alone on earth. Where is he now? Hell is Earth, you are there. Death is just the means of transporting from one stream of conciousness to the other.
Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is. Hmmmm
This. It's lulzy.
but i would go out and pump my sperm into animals . reproduce that if there's no other human females.
Amass firewood, weapons (hunting and recreation), and try to pick a home suitable to live in. Obviously, Id pick one with a fireplace or two
At that point, basically train yourself to live in the moment, out of the fear of the futility of your existence. Learn to create your own meaning, essentially.