Butt sex

Sarahlov3ly · January 2011

How do guys feel about doing it in the butt? I've only tried it once but my guy now is eager to do it.

Mayberry · January 2011

Where's bigbear?

fanglekai · January 2011

Banging a girl in the ass feels wonderful because it's a different sensation than having vaginal sex. The ass is tighter, so it feels awesome. Once you let a man stick it in your pooper, be prepared for him to ask all the time. Aside from feeling great, it's also "forbidden" so it has that allure to it as well. A lot of girls will not let you put it in their poop chute, so when you find one who will, it's very exciting.

tl/dr: anal is hawt

Unknown · January 2011

fanglekai wrote: »

tl/dr: anal is hawt

This, more or less.

fanglekai · January 2011

:mad:ijuana wrote: »

My girlfriend is open to the idea but we haven't tried it yet. I plan on giving it a shot soon though :hai:

I can't believe i never made a Fangly's Guide to Anal thread yet. I will do so soon. Better hold off so you learn the finer points before plunging in dick first

duuude · January 2011

fanglekai wrote: »

I can't believe i never made a Fangly's Guide to Anal thread yet. I will do so soon. Better hold off so you learn the finer points before plunging in dick first

This would be epic, considering I'm an anal virgin myself.

:o

bornkiller · January 2011

Sarahlov3ly wrote: »

How do guys feel about doing it in the butt? I've only tried it once but my guy now is eager to do it.

Like "Pringles" Once you pop you just can't stop. (nohomo)

DirtySanchez · January 2011

Years ago I got to one time. It felt awesome but I ended up with poop on my dick.

duuude · January 2011

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Years ago I got to one time. It felt awesome but I ended up with poop on my dick.

That's pretty much that only idea that would stop me from ever doing it. I don't want dookie on my cock.

DirtySanchez · January 2011

duuude wrote: »

That's pretty much that only idea that would stop me from ever doing it. I don't want dookie on my cock.

It's worth it. Or just use a condom.

bornkiller · January 2011

duuude wrote: »

That's pretty much that only idea that would stop me from ever doing it. I don't want dookie on my cock.

Before doing it you should say to her "Have you taken a great big dump today? Because I don't want dookie on my dick."

ThirdRockFromTheSun · January 2011

My friend tried it. He insisted he'd do it again if the girl didn't "shit on his cock again"

lol'd

fanglekai · January 2011

You have to prepare for anal. Some girls do enemas or shit first and then wait for an hour. I'll write up a thread this week.

DirtySanchez · January 2011

Shit on the cock is kinda hawt if you think about it.

fanglekai · January 2011

If you do it right you won't get shit on your dick. Christ I need to write this up sooner than I thought.

Mayberry · January 2011

Everybody loves fudgenuggets.

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE · January 2011

Pakistanis sniff cum

duuude · January 2011

fanglekai wrote: »

If you do it right you won't get shit on your dick. Christ I need to write this up sooner than I thought.

Sweet I want to be able to give my girl an anal orgasm

lol fudgenuggets

Gary Oak · January 2011

DirtySanchez wrote: »

I love black guys in my asshole.

We all know.

bornkiller · January 2011

Your trolling has come far DS.

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Shit on the cock is kinda hawt if you think about it.

Because it gives white guys the illusion of being bigger with a brown penis. Yah?

DirtySanchez · January 2011

bornkiller wrote: »

Your trolling has come far DS.
Because it gives white guys the illusion of being bigger with a brown penis. Yah?

Nah. I just find womens shit to be very sexy.

The Negotiator · January 2011

It slipped in once during doggy style. Can't say I'll try it again. Mainly because I enjoy having a clean dick.

Sarahlov3ly · January 2011

Just take it slow with whoever your doing it with because it's not the most pleasant feeling especially at first. The feeling of releasing poop and then it being shoved back in is kind of the feeling. Anyway, thanks for the responses.

Mayberry · January 2011

Sarahlov3ly wrote: »

The feeling of releasing poop and then it being shoved back in .

I WANT YOUR BABEEZ

:o:o:o:o

Dfg · January 2011

Wanna do anal so bad I thinking of fucking my ass myself.

jamie madrox · January 2011

I can't take this thread seriously without nudes of the OP

Sarahlov3ly · January 2011

jamie madrox wrote: »

I can't take this thread seriously without nudes of the OP

You don't need nudes:facepalm:

jamie madrox · January 2011

Sarahlov3ly wrote: »

You don't need nudes:facepalm:

How can I fap to this thread properly if I can't see you naked?

Darth Beaver · January 2011

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Years ago I got to one time. It felt awesome but I ended up with poop on my dick.

:facepalm:

Years ago you didn't even have pubes, STFU.

DirtySanchez · January 2011

TheDarkRodent wrote: »

:facepalm:

Years ago you didn't even have pubes, STFU.

I meant 3 or 4 years.

Sarahlov3ly · January 2011

jamie madrox wrote: »

How can I fap to this thread properly if I can't see you naked?

You don't need to with every thread.

Mayberry · January 2011

Can you post a pic of one of your pubes?

MooseKnuckle · January 2011

yeah, ive had the buttsex. saying the girls were a little reluctant is an understatement. I probably could have been a little slower/gentle, but fuck it i wanted to catch a nut :mad:

jamie madrox · January 2011

Sarahlov3ly wrote: »

You don't need to with every thread.

No, not every thread, just ones with females posting about how they like buttsecks.

Katzenklavier · January 2011

No thx. I don't want shit on my dick.

Darth Beaver · January 2011

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Years ago I got to one time. It felt awesome but I ended up with poop on my dick.

TheDarkRodent wrote: »

:facepalm:

Years ago you didn't even have pubes, STFU.

DirtySanchez wrote: »

I meant 3 or 4 years.

So did I rabbit, so did I...

Pile of Jews · January 2011

jamie madrox wrote: »

How can I fap to this thread properly if I can't see you naked?

This. srsly :fap:

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE · January 2011

Pakistanis sniff cum

DNA4ever · January 2011

it's like that one black chick said on Cheaters that one time...
"That shit might feel good to yo little dick but it ain't feel good to me!"

buttsex
a) gross
b) gross
c) hurts
d) unnatural
e) dehumanizing
f) i'm pretty sure girls CAN'T have an orgasm there
g) when have you EVER thought it was hott when somebody was talking dirty to you and said "yeah, and then you can put it in my little brown butthole"? O_O UGH.

fanglekai · January 2011

DNA4ever wrote: »

it's like that one black chick said on Cheaters that one time...
"That shit might feel good to yo little dick but it ain't feel good to me!"

buttsex
a) gross
b) gross
c) hurts
d) unnatural
e) dehumanizing
f) i'm pretty sure girls CAN'T have an orgasm there
g) when have you EVER thought it was hott when somebody was talking dirty to you and said "yeah, and then you can put it in my little brown butthole"? O_O UGH.

If you do anal properly the girl will love it. They can also orgasm from it, and if you finger her pussy or rub her clit while you're fucking her ass she'll definitely get off.

Stabbing The Messenger · January 2011

*Waits for fanglekais write up to post*

JestA · January 2011

i had an X that would prefer anal over vaginal intercourse. it was fun for awile but i got tired of it.

DNA4ever · January 2011

fanglekai wrote: »

If you do anal properly the girl will love it. They can also orgasm from it, and if you finger her pussy or rub her clit while you're fucking her ass she'll definitely get off.

a) i did it once, "properly", and I definitely did not love it. It was weird and felt mentally and physically just...incorrect.
b) Why would I want that when I can get off either of those ways WITHOUT having a dick in my asshole?

DNA4ever · January 2011

JestA wrote: »

i had an X that would prefer anal over vaginal intercourse. it was fun for awile but i got tired of it.

Well, that makes her a nasty bitch and a buttslut. :thumbsup:

JestA · January 2011

DNA4ever wrote: »

Well, that makes her a nasty bitch and a buttslut. :thumbsup:

Yep. Slut is right the whore left me for anotha guy because he liked ButtSecks as much as she did.

fanglekai · January 2011

Stabbing The Messenger wrote: »

*Waits for fanglekais write up to post*

I'm gonna do it tomorrow cause I'm off work

Sarahlov3ly · January 2011

fanglekai wrote: »

I'm gonna do it tomorrow cause I'm off work

nice posts

fanglekai · January 2011

Sarahlov3ly wrote: »

nice posts

Did you enjoy my anal sex guide? I hope you use it for future anal adventures.

Sarahlov3ly · January 2011

fanglekai wrote: »

Did you enjoy my anal sex guide? I hope you use it for future anal adventures.

I like the sex toy one

fanglekai · January 2011

Sarahlov3ly wrote: »

I like the sex toy one

I made that one a while back. I hope you get some good use out of it

Sarahlov3ly · January 2011

fanglekai wrote: »

I made that one a while back. I hope you get some good use out of it

oh my bad I didn't see when it was posted

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