Pissing in your room.
ThirdRockFromTheSun
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Today, I have brought you a lazy-mans guide to pissing in your room.
Ever needed to piss so bad, but you can't be bothered to leave your room? Now you don't have too!
What you will need;
An empty bottle with a wide enough nozzle.
A towel
A window WARNING: I would NOT recommend doing this in an apartment that is next to a sidewalk or street. Try not to hit people with your piss
A bowl with water
Bar of soap or liquid soap
A label (optional)
How to do it
Chose a bottle. I recommend something with a wide nozzel. Don't actually stick your dick in the bottle, but touch the head against the top. But before we begin pissing, lay a towel down at your feet. If you're on a carpeted area then I would recommend folding it to avoid piss getting on your carpet.
Proceed to piss. If you feel like you are about to leak, bend your legs so it'll have more chance of hitting the towel, not your floor. After you are done; all that will be left is the remains.
If you live alone, then feel free to load up the bottle a bit before draining it. If you live with your girlfriend/wife/parents then I would recommend immediate draining.
Now for the water bowl. Dip your hands in the bowl and clean them with the soap. Now tip the bottle from your window. Aim for grass or bushes if possible.
Now for the label. If you are planning on using the same bottle then lable it carefully to avoid accidents.
And there we go; pissing without moving! I hope you'll enjoy it.
Ever needed to piss so bad, but you can't be bothered to leave your room? Now you don't have too!
What you will need;
An empty bottle with a wide enough nozzle.
A towel
A window WARNING: I would NOT recommend doing this in an apartment that is next to a sidewalk or street. Try not to hit people with your piss
A bowl with water
Bar of soap or liquid soap
A label (optional)
How to do it
Chose a bottle. I recommend something with a wide nozzel. Don't actually stick your dick in the bottle, but touch the head against the top. But before we begin pissing, lay a towel down at your feet. If you're on a carpeted area then I would recommend folding it to avoid piss getting on your carpet.
Proceed to piss. If you feel like you are about to leak, bend your legs so it'll have more chance of hitting the towel, not your floor. After you are done; all that will be left is the remains.
If you live alone, then feel free to load up the bottle a bit before draining it. If you live with your girlfriend/wife/parents then I would recommend immediate draining.
Now for the water bowl. Dip your hands in the bowl and clean them with the soap. Now tip the bottle from your window. Aim for grass or bushes if possible.
Now for the label. If you are planning on using the same bottle then lable it carefully to avoid accidents.
And there we go; pissing without moving! I hope you'll enjoy it.
Comments
Also, why bother with all the bowl and shit? Just piss on your hands and wash them that way.
It would be much more fun, especially if you film the disposal and aim well.
Urine is actually ridiculously clean.
I've actually done this before when I staying at my friend's house and I couldn't be bothered to actually go down the hall.
If you live in the city, there's next to no chance that people will ever know where it came from. They'll just get drenched in piss out of nowhere lol.
This is a great idea. If you ever get the chance to climb up to the top floor of a massive office block, throw some piss out of the window.
"Damn it wasn't suppose to rain today"
LMAO Pickwick I knew you would be back!
Piss-bottling is actually an art - you have to get a good aim, correctly opened bottle or one with glass which will shatter on impact. If there are bottles made out of safety-glass then I highly suggest the use of one.
Ziploc sandwich bags and urine are the perfect formula for people looking to pull this sort of thing.
That way, nobody gets seriously hurt, and the piss will stay together until impact as opposed to spreading out into hundreds of tiny drops on the long way down (If you dropped it from a building or something).
Sry for de-railing the thread, I guess
It was a healthy de-rail dude
@ healthy de-rail:
Who knew there was so much to talk about w/ piss.
(I don't do this anymore, it was college sue me).
Not long at all.
Wow. What kind of idiot would tap a guy on the shoulder when they were taking a piss while fully knowing that when you're going, you won't stop!