I have been a minister with that church for over 2 years now. I really want to be in the THC church. There is a guy in hawaii that he advocate the use of marijuana for religious purposes. The thing behind it is that they called jesus the annointed one and thc is an oil.
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Great kicking off point for a mass murder, super headlines:
"Newly ordained minister murders entire advisory Churchz flock."
I will follow you, if you pay me.
There, win-win.
I will pay you in salvation. There is no greater payment:p
The Subgenius church promises eternal salvation for only $30, or triple your money back. Its good salvation too, not that lovey dovey christian crap.
Let's cut the crap, and get down to brass tax here bub. How many virgins can you GUARANTEE me, right now in the afterlife.
None, all the virgins in the church have been turned into anti-virgins by our saviour.
I can garuntee you a never ending flow of virgins to do with as you please.
I'd like to see some documentation on that please.
i will happily follow your cult if that is the pay out. i want to be the back up minister for the cult
That is indeed what will await you I now ordain you as back up minister.
You questioned my ways therefore you are unworthy of the cult of sanchez.:o
Also I created a group join for salvation and virgins.
Great, I'll bring the Kool-Aid.
That it is now my religious authority shall be blasphemed no more.
My ministries first fundraiser is coming up soon