My neighbors have no respect for anyone, not even themselves and they create quite a noise problem often times. I know I could call the cops on them but they would know it was me and would probably be even more noisey, and then just stop being noisy as soon as they saw a cop car driving up. So that wouldn't help much.
I was thinking of wearing nothing but my underwear and some gloves and pretending to hide behind a tree which is actually too small to hide behind, and spying on them with binoculars to freak them out. Would this be illegal? Is there a better way?
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OR you can go all psycho and Molotov their house.
Kill their dog/cat.
But call the cops. Get a hold of a videocamera and record the ruckus they create. Nothing says busted than concrete proof.
It beats annoying them constantly with a bin filled with water and propped up against their door early in the morning and the evenings. Although that is hilarious to watch happen to someone deserving of it.
Better yet, pour salt all over the lawn in the form of an offensive or embarrassing message. It will kill the grass, leaving your etchings clearly visible.
Bleach or concentrated pool chlorine dissolved in water will also do this. It tends to work better on flat level ground though.
Through experiments of my own, the conclusion is that bleach works much better than salt.
What happens if you combine bleach and salt together? Sounds like a bit of a retarded idea with no benefits whatsoever, but it's adventurous.
You get salty bleach. Literally, that's it. Unless you used some odd salts...
Truth be told you can use just about anything that would kill plants. Bleach is good though because it works fast and seeps into the ground to raise the pH of the soil, ensuring nothing will grow there later.
That, or give them lots of beer, and hope they kill themselves.
Wow BI got fucking beat....
Are they black? Different people hate certain music.
So put your speakers right out the window, and maybe surround them with cardboard to aim the noise towards their house more.
If they're black, play country music(I recommend Jonny Rebel).
If they're wiggers, play country music or gore grind.
If they're rednecks, play rap music.
If they're white trash, play classical music.
Classical music would probably work for all groups.
Fix'd.