i got a crush on this girl

Box · January 2011

well, i was checking out this shoebox chick last night. shes kinda hot, and sleek. shes got no creases and her flaps r intact. AND she comes with these hot ass silica balls to keep the moisture out

not to mention she's coated with this shiny jordan logo and her barcode starts wif an even # :thumbsup:

how should i approach her? i mean, im kinda ugly and my corners are kinda bent, is she outta my league? like how do i approach her even tho she's at another total lvl?

i can tell shes not like other shoeboxes. shes diff, unique

sumthing tells me ive been waiting for herr my hole life.

jamie madrox · January 2011

Just go out and buy a box

bornkiller · January 2011

How old is she?

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JestA · January 2011

Does She have a pretty Bow like This?

Mantikore · January 2011

i had to read it twice to make sure i was reading it correctly

culinaryoverlord · January 2011

Perhaps she is this?

Amie · January 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS8GRLfilBM

It's back.

StephenPBarrett · January 2011

Oh dear, she is much worse than she was before. I didn't know that was possible.

proudclod9 · January 2011

MissingMuse wrote: »

Oh dear, she is much worse than she was before. I didn't know that was possible.

Can somebody tell me what is going on here?

ITT: penisbent.

Gary Oak · January 2011

Half-baked much?

Box · January 2011

well, she doesnt have a bow laik other gurls but shes still kinda hot

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE · January 2011

Pakistanis sniff cum

mynickname · January 2011

I'm so fuckin lost right now, and a lil creeped out...

MooseKnuckle · January 2011

revamp your tape, make sure you're stable enough for this.

Kurt von Hammangstein · January 2011

you should play on her insecurity about her lack of bow. You know its there. She'll always be looking at those pretty bowed boxes and hating herself. ALl yougotsta do is chuk her sum negz bra

Box · January 2011

Kurt von Hammangstein wrote: »

you should play on her insecurity about her lack of bow. You know its there. She'll always be looking at those pretty bowed boxes and hating herself. ALl yougotsta do is chuk her sum negz bra

but i dont wanna be a dick laik the ader boxes. i dont wanna win her bye making her feel laik shit. thats kinda mean

StephenPBarrett · February 2011

^ I understand your plight my boxy friend but sometimes this type o advice works.Read this its the thread about ignoring girls. There is good advice to be found all over.

Box · March 2011

MooseKnuckle wrote: »

revamp your tape, make sure you're stable enough for this.

I did this. I went to a chinese harwer store and got the heavydooty grey tape thing. it was pricy like 4 dollers or sumething. putting it on was reely hard but thegreendoctor helped me. he helps boxes like me becus hes a cool guy and he even gave me this really cool upc sticker so she thinks im popular. all the cool boxes have upc stickers and grey tape. the ugly ones have scotch tape LOL!!!! i can see thru their flaps!1!!!

MissingMuse wrote: »

^ I understand your plight my boxy friend but sometimes this type o advice works.Read this its the thread about ignoring girls. There is good advice to be found all over.

well, everyting was going perfect until i saw this. atfirst we went to the Boxxinema and we had a reely good time but then i started ignoring her. shee would call and i would ignore it. laik she wud text me and i wait exactly 10 mins and then reply. then i felt reely bad because she was always crying to taylor [the other cute box]. so i told her too forgive me but she left me. she left me for an iMac box wich reely hurts. hes white, big, cool, and has a handle.

BigHarryDick · March 2011

i want to see some PBHC.

I bet that shits raw and hawt

Box · March 2011

well we took pix when we did it because shes into kinky stufff so ill post sum tomorrow

ok here's a preview [NSFW] Hardcor

BigHarryDick · March 2011

wtf that bitch looks worn and

crackish.

Fail. on the hawt PBHC

MordFustang · March 2011

It's obvious she has moved on.

You were too much of a square.

If you really want a girl, you need to think outside the box.

i got a crush on this girl

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