What do you want me to do, resign? In written English it is considered proper to write out the word 'have' avoiding the contraction ''ve', BUT I'M NOT FUCKING COMPLAINING
What do you want me to do, resign? In written English it is considered proper to write out the word 'have' avoiding the contraction ''ve', BUT I'M NOT FUCKING COMPLAINING
It's technically not proper English, but it's an acceptable contraction in informal writing. If you're going to act like a pretentious douche, don't get pissed when others do the same to you.
It's technically not proper English, but it's an acceptable contraction in informal writing. If you're going to act like a pretentious douche, don't get pissed when others do the same to you.
Especially considering said moron forgot all the Aussies who fought and died honourably slaying said swastika-waving psychopaths, states Rolf.
Rolf is the Grand Duke of Rolfheim and above grammar.
I just read thy posts in the army thread. It was hideous and embarrassing. Art thou mentally deficient, or just Australian? If thee wishest to sound 'ye olde worlde' (presumably because the oldest thing thou hast ever seen is the prison where thine ancestors dwelt) I prithee at least learn to use the fucking words properly. Are they really so hard to work out? Is that why they died out?
I just read thy posts in the army thread. It was hideous and embarrassing. Art thou mentally deficient, or just Australian? If thee wishest to sound 'ye olde worlde' (presumably because the oldest thing thou hast ever seen is the prison where thine ancestors dwelt) I prithee at least learn to use the fucking words properly. Are they really so hard to work out? Is that why they died out?
If thee wishest to sound 'ye olde worlde' I prithee at least learn to use the fucking words properly.
If Rolf wanted to be "ye olde worlde", Rolf would not be speaking what said acolyte assumes to be early modern english. Rolf would instead speak a decent language, for english is the most bastardized language in existence, it can't decide if it's Latin or Germanic (soon it will be Arabic, at least the clusterfuck of accents spoken in said country) and it's creators are soccer-loving, dentist-fearing morons whose home country; Englanistan, is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, states Rolf. Rolf knows a few good Englanistani's, most of them on totse.info, but said mere meaningless acolyte be not one of them, proclaims Rolf.
If Rolf wanted to be "ye olde worlde", Rolf would not be speaking what said acolyte assumes to be early modern english. Rolf would instead speak a decent language, for english is the most bastardized language in existence, it can't decide if it's Latin or Germanic (soon it will be Arabic, at least the clusterfuck of accents spoken in said country) and it's creators are soccer-loving, dentist-fearing morons whose home country; Englanistan, is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, states Rolf. Rolf knows a few good Englanistani's, most of them on totse.info, but said mere meaningless acolyte be not one of them, proclaims Rolf.
OH NOES!!1! a fucking desert potato nigger decapitalised my name; how might I ever recover from such a well devised affront? I know not how. What happened to being of higher standing than I, and above petty insult?
OH NOES!!1! a fucking desert potato nigger decapitalised my name; how might I ever recover from such a well devised affront? I know not how. What happened to being of higher standing than I, and above petty insult?
Cut yer name across me backbone
Stretch me skin across yer drum
Iron me up on Pinchgut Island
From now to Kingdom Come.
I'll eat yer Norfolk Dumpling
Like a juicy Spanish plum,
Even dance the Newgate Hornpipe
If ye'll only gimme Rum!
(Traditional Convict Song)
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Wasn't he some kind of national embarrassment? I never lament one less idiot.
Shut the fuck up. Adults are talking.
Don't you talk that way to Rolf.
Australia is a pretty nice country, though.
I think he ought to defend himself; unless he really is the nine year old spastic he comes across as.
Yeah, shame about that
I see what you've done there.
I must believe that most people think you are an ass who has yet to add anything of use to this site.
Point to anything 'of use' and I shall gladly use it. I treat this site just like I treat the real world; as a sandpit full of retards.
And I am sure you have gotten far with that...
You used the semicolon improperly.
No; I didn't.
Yes you did. It should've been a colon.
It's technically not proper English, but it's an acceptable contraction in informal writing. If you're going to act like a pretentious douche, don't get pissed when others do the same to you.
The internet is serious business.
What
Are you Spectral's sock puppet?
I don't think so. If he is, that would mean that Spectral is extremely immature, and I don't see him that way.
Rolf need not defend Rolfself from the meaningless acolyte, for even the footrests of Rolf are of higher standing than thou, states Rolf.
And Rolf has fucking spoken.
Ya fuckin' poof.
Really? After all you have seen from him over his latest round of self induced butt hurt?
What else has he done? I thought that all he did was make some threads bitching about it.
Wow what a fag.
Straya Day.
Because I'm not the subject of the fucking sentence you dunce. It's like using I for me, JUST FUCKING TRY.
Especially considering said moron forgot all the Aussies who fought and died honourably slaying said swastika-waving psychopaths, states Rolf.
Rolf is the Grand Duke of Rolfheim and above grammar.
I just read thy posts in the army thread. It was hideous and embarrassing. Art thou mentally deficient, or just Australian? If thee wishest to sound 'ye olde worlde' (presumably because the oldest thing thou hast ever seen is the prison where thine ancestors dwelt) I prithee at least learn to use the fucking words properly. Are they really so hard to work out? Is that why they died out?
Then you are a dumbfuck.
Rolf must complain, for you've ruined the fun of Rolf, the fun of Rolf being the fun Rolf was having with said clueless acolyte, states Rolf.
Rolf agrees, agrees Rolf.
Neither, states Rolf, Rolf is not of that land, but of Rolfheim.
If Rolf wanted to be "ye olde worlde", Rolf would not be speaking what said acolyte assumes to be early modern english. Rolf would instead speak a decent language, for english is the most bastardized language in existence, it can't decide if it's Latin or Germanic (soon it will be Arabic, at least the clusterfuck of accents spoken in said country) and it's creators are soccer-loving, dentist-fearing morons whose home country; Englanistan, is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, states Rolf. Rolf knows a few good Englanistani's, most of them on totse.info, but said mere meaningless acolyte be not one of them, proclaims Rolf.
OH NOES!!1! a fucking desert potato nigger decapitalised my name; how might I ever recover from such a well devised affront? I know not how. What happened to being of higher standing than I, and above petty insult?
Stretch me skin across yer drum
Iron me up on Pinchgut Island
From now to Kingdom Come.
I'll eat yer Norfolk Dumpling
Like a juicy Spanish plum,
Even dance the Newgate Hornpipe
If ye'll only gimme Rum!
(Traditional Convict Song)