Let's say you're having sex. At the end, you blow your load in her face. Both of you enjoyed it. She wipes off the cum with her fingers and sticks them up her cunt.
You are having sex, she is on top and goes too far down (towards your legs) on your dick. You hear a cracking noise and feel intense pain from the base of your penis. What do you do?
You are having sex, she is on top and goes too far down (towards your legs) on your dick. You hear a cracking noise and feel intense pain from the base of your penis. What do you do?
Call 911 and say you have a sex related injury to your penis and 7/10 time they'll know what happened before you get a chance to tell them.
So what happens when you fall asleep after banging this super hot chick and her boyfriend is blowing you when you wake up?
Let's say you're having sex. At the end, you blow your load in her face. Both of you enjoyed it. She wipes off the cum with her fingers and sticks them up her cunt.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO? :eek:
Immediate Falcon punch with all the might of Thor.
You are having sex, she is on top and goes too far down (towards your legs) on your dick. You hear a cracking noise and feel intense pain from the base of your penis. What do you do?
A girl is doing a stripshow for you. It is so erotic it almost makes you cum without any physical contact.
Her penis untucks from between her legs.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Get some dome and fuck he/she in the ass
Your fucking a super hot chick in her bedroom when her 70 year old grandmother comes in wearing latex body suit and holding a whip and ballgag. what do you do?
Great. She can nibble on your balls and suck your dick at the same time.
You wake up after a night of intense sex to find the cops standing over you and arresting you for sex with a minor.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Ask if they'd like to join in for round 2.
You're having fantastic sex when the condom slips off. You tell the girl and she flips out. You say don't worry I'll put on another one. She says, "I'm not worried about getting pregnant. I think I just gave you herpes."
You are secretly fucking a feminist. Shes an activist, she's read all the books, she positions herself in a way(during sex) to snap your dick off and laugh at you.
You are secretly fucking a feminist. Shes an activist, she's read all the books, she positions herself in a way(during sex) to snap your dick off and laugh at you.
What would you do if a chick was sucking your dick and started cheese-grating it with her teeth and wouldn't stop and you bled in her mouth and she drank the blood?
You're with 3 midgets, crazy foursome sex is happening, they are all probably blonds? I donno. Anyway one of em falls over dead from a heart attack.
WHAT DO YOU DO.
You're having sex with a stripper when you realize the condom fell off. You don't want to tell your wife you now have herpes, but you can't tell her you fucked a stripper. What do you do?
You're with 3 midgets, crazy foursome sex is happening, they are all probably blonds? I donno. Anyway one of em falls over dead from a heart attack.
WHAT DO YOU DO.
1 down , 3 to go.
Your shoving it down a girls throat and she starts throwing up blood. The scary thing is she is now more aroused. What do you do?
Your wedding was canceled because your fiance found out that you were cheating with the post master general. However, while you're spending a quiet afternoon together with your post master, she comes in and demands that you allow her to take you back.
Who do you choose, the wife or the post master general :eek:
You're fucking a one night stand in the dark while drunk, then the light turns on and it turns out SHE'S BLACK.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Distract her with fried chicken as you make your escape.
You bring a girl home from the bar to fuck when she suddenly pulls off her prosthetic arm and both legs. She asks you to help her with the other arm. What do you do?
Picture this scenario.. you meet a girl at a farm, and then you quickly start getting down and dirty in the amish countryside.. then you find out she is a minor
Distract her with fried chicken as you make your escape.
You bring a girl home from the bar to fuck when she suddenly pulls off her prosthetic arm and both legs. She asks you to help her with the other arm. What do you do?
Ask her if she comes with extra attachments or if they're sold separately.
You put some drugs in her drink, but quickly realize that instead of lowering her inhibitions, it turns her into a She-Hulk.
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You are having sex, she is on top and goes too far down (towards your legs) on your dick. You hear a cracking noise and feel intense pain from the base of your penis. What do you do?
Call 911 and say you have a sex related injury to your penis and 7/10 time they'll know what happened before you get a chance to tell them.
So what happens when you fall asleep after banging this super hot chick and her boyfriend is blowing you when you wake up?
Immediate Falcon punch with all the might of Thor.
Scream like a cheerleader about to get raped.
Have a poo.
Her penis untucks from between her legs.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Get some dome and fuck he/she in the ass
Your fucking a super hot chick in her bedroom when her 70 year old grandmother comes in wearing latex body suit and holding a whip and ballgag. what do you do?
You're having sex with a ridiculously hot girl. All of a sudden you shit yourself and the bed. What do you do?
You're about to get head from a pretty good looking girl and she takes her teeth out what do you do?
Get a big ass grin and proudly announce that you like gummies?;):p
Great. She can nibble on your balls and suck your dick at the same time.
You wake up after a night of intense sex to find the cops standing over you and arresting you for sex with a minor.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Ask if they'd like to join in for round 2.
You're having fantastic sex when the condom slips off. You tell the girl and she flips out. You say don't worry I'll put on another one. She says, "I'm not worried about getting pregnant. I think I just gave you herpes."
You are secretly fucking a feminist. Shes an activist, she's read all the books, she positions herself in a way(during sex) to snap your dick off and laugh at you.
What would you do if a chick was sucking your dick and started cheese-grating it with her teeth and wouldn't stop and you bled in her mouth and she drank the blood?
What would you do if you were fucking a girl with her on top and she suddenly flipped over and shit on your face?
Find a cup.
You're looking to spice up your sex and she suggests using a strap-on and assfucking you. You are a guy.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
You start to get naked with this hot ass girl when Chris Hansen pops out and asks you to sit down.
Get a gun and unload a clip into the tranny
You fucked up. Answer my post.
Enjoy the cookies and lemonade.
You go to pound it in a bitches mouth but you underestimate your position and penispunch her right in the schnoz breaking her nose. What do you do?
You masturbated 13 times that day, and when you go to cum in the girl you cum an ounce of blood. What do you do?
You're with 3 midgets, crazy foursome sex is happening, they are all probably blonds? I donno. Anyway one of em falls over dead from a heart attack.
WHAT DO YOU DO.
You're having sex with a stripper when you realize the condom fell off. You don't want to tell your wife you now have herpes, but you can't tell her you fucked a stripper. What do you do?
1 down , 3 to go.
Your shoving it down a girls throat and she starts throwing up blood. The scary thing is she is now more aroused. What do you do?
Who do you choose, the wife or the post master general :eek:
Go until you finish and watch the cum/bloody aftermath.
You're going down on a chick when some greenish purple shit starts to ooze out her pussy, she grabs you by the hair an demands that you fuck her.
What do you do?
You're enjoying your time with this chick when her big, burly wife walks in.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Tell her to get back into the kitchen
You're fucking a one night stand in the dark while drunk, then the light turns on and it turns out SHE'S BLACK.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Distract her with fried chicken as you make your escape.
You bring a girl home from the bar to fuck when she suddenly pulls off her prosthetic arm and both legs. She asks you to help her with the other arm. What do you do?
practice safe sex
Ask her if she comes with extra attachments or if they're sold separately.
You put some drugs in her drink, but quickly realize that instead of lowering her inhibitions, it turns her into a She-Hulk.
WHAT DO YOU DO?