Buzz Kill Porn
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AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
Picture this scenario!
Your choking away at you're anaconda while watching some hawt bish solo, finger plunging action for like a good solid 25 seconds.You're like! "FUCK come on baby, I wanna cum with you, I'm gonna go all Jonah on this big bad boy soon." Suddenly in walks this mother fucking midget dude. You're like WTF! Suddenly this porn movie has become a horror. You think to yourself. "This is all good as long as the creature watches and doesn't touch. I can handle that" Then he pulls out his midget dick and to your horror it's 4 times the size of yours and he hasn't even cracked a chubby yet.
This for me is a buzz kill porn moment
Sure some of you might get off on this type of shit but I don't even like seeing cock in my porn to be honest. (Unless it's my own) :mad:
Some literotica can be annoying as well. (In fact! A lot of literotica can irritate me.)
You start reading about a sister/sister story and all is going well. First the Circumstances. (skip that shit and jump to the good bits) On to the seduction. At this point your hands in your pants. (Again...) Then the story starts to heat up. Fingers are squeezing nipples and fingering drenching wet pussies Then out of the MF blue, the author decides to give a summary of the sisters body dimensions just as the story is heating up. "Well FUCK THIS! I don't need to know their dimensions you idiot...I have a perfectly good fucking imagination." Once again!
Buzz Kill!
Next!!!!
Your choking away at you're anaconda while watching some hawt bish solo, finger plunging action for like a good solid 25 seconds.You're like! "FUCK come on baby, I wanna cum with you, I'm gonna go all Jonah on this big bad boy soon." Suddenly in walks this mother fucking midget dude. You're like WTF! Suddenly this porn movie has become a horror. You think to yourself. "This is all good as long as the creature watches and doesn't touch. I can handle that" Then he pulls out his midget dick and to your horror it's 4 times the size of yours and he hasn't even cracked a chubby yet.
This for me is a buzz kill porn moment
Sure some of you might get off on this type of shit but I don't even like seeing cock in my porn to be honest. (Unless it's my own) :mad:
Some literotica can be annoying as well. (In fact! A lot of literotica can irritate me.)
You start reading about a sister/sister story and all is going well. First the Circumstances. (skip that shit and jump to the good bits) On to the seduction. At this point your hands in your pants. (Again...) Then the story starts to heat up. Fingers are squeezing nipples and fingering drenching wet pussies Then out of the MF blue, the author decides to give a summary of the sisters body dimensions just as the story is heating up. "Well FUCK THIS! I don't need to know their dimensions you idiot...I have a perfectly good fucking imagination." Once again!
Buzz Kill!
Next!!!!
Comments
When they are going hard out then all of a sudden "come on my face" :thumbsdown:
Nah the actress say that lol :facepalm:
More stupid porn traits. Not so much buzz kills but more WTFs?
Cock slaps ass. - WTFs up with that? Like the bish receiving the ass slapping can feel that shit. Then it gets more WTF when the dude with the whip cock says ... "You like that don't you, you dirty slut." I think to myself. "Of course she doesn't, she can't feel that shit enough for it to be effective on any level." Then she says OOOOOOOOoooooooooo....FUCK YES! ....... WTF You dopey BISH? :eek:
Rape vids - When the aggressor says. "You want it, you KNOW you want it ...... NO dude! She doesn't want it because you're raping her.
Here I am living in the moment of sexual interwebz fantasy and some dumb bish has to ruin it by staring at the FUCKING camera. It's like reality kicks in hard. I'm like "Ohhh fucking great, now I know she's being filmed" :mad:
Sucking dildos ...... Why??? What does it achieve?
This
And mother daughter/ mother son porn.....
Eeee gross
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