Killed a rat today....

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited May 2012 in Spurious Generalities
Big MF
I had this rat squatting in my garage for a couple of weeks. Seen it a couple of times, not a bad sized rat. Weather was shit so it needed a place to crash I guess.
I tried using a rat trap recently but knew it wouldn't do shit to it. (super size me) It got out twice, which didn't surprise me. Eventually I opted for a possum trap which it managed to evade. But today was my moment of victory. A friend of mine noticed it on my workbench hiding under a polystyrene lid. I grabbed a spade and asked him to point out where it was.....BANG! Nailed it! It manage to get off the bench but I'd broken it's back.....frukayourat.
Saw where it went, get rid of the piece of shit later.
I felt almighty.

Comments

  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited April 2012
    Isn't killing small animals the first step in becoming a serial killer?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    Isn't killing small animals the first step in becoming a serial killer?

    You don't even want to see the videos I haveof the squirrels and whatnot that get on the receiving end of my rifle. It's intentionally a long, drawn-out procedure.

    That said, nice job, BK :)
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited April 2012
    That actually sounds fun...

    I wanna go gopher shooting.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited April 2012
    Isn't killing small animals the first step in becoming a serial killer?
    Only if you have sex with them before/after their unfortunate demise.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    bornkiller wrote: »
    Only if you have sex with them before/after their unfortunate demise.

    My mate and I do make the animals deepthroat our rifle barrels before unloading down their throat.
    University has driven me to become a pretty sick individual.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited April 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    University has driven me to become a pretty sick individual.
    Orly? Totse didn't help just a little? :p
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited April 2012
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited April 2012
    I have been terminating rabbits since I was 13. I am very good at it.

    I also enjoy killing feral Cats and wasting possums too. There isn't anything quite like killing a predator.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited April 2012
    Possum are not predators.
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited May 2012
    Possum are not predators.

    Sorry didn't mean they were.

    Nice work wasting that rat though Bk.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2012
    Killed few mice, whenever there is some animal issue,I am usually the one handling it. This does not mean I enjoy killing them, I have decided not to hurt insects or animals. Quite recently I let a hornet go even though I could kill it any time.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited May 2012
    Possum are not predators.
    They are if you're a tree. :D
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited May 2012
    U B thinkin' of beavers :facepalm:
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited May 2012
    Spinster wrote: »
    I have been terminating rabbits since I was 13. I am very good at it.

    I also enjoy killing feral Cats and wasting possums too. There isn't anything quite like killing a predator.

    I destroyed my broom killing a possum a few months back. My dog kept barking at it when it was fucking over a tree in my yard.
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited May 2012
    I destroyed my broom killing a possum a few months back. My dog kept barking at it when it was fucking over a tree in my yard.

    Yeh they are pretty tuff things, Only thing we have that kills them is our rottweiler, Has one of the strongest bites of most other dogs. The .22LR brings them out of the tree, rotty finishes them off. Even with a head shot those bastards keep breathing.
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