Insult Me
Mayberry
Regular
Just for fun, throw insults at me. Then I'll try to think of a comeback. Anything goes. I'll assume you're not serious, and you'll have to trust the same.
I'll start:
"Mayberry, you're a piece of shit."
"Is that why you're licking me?"
Ok, shoot :cool:
I'll start:
"Mayberry, you're a piece of shit."
"Is that why you're licking me?"
Ok, shoot :cool:
Comments
No, I am not.
Come on, you can do better than that :rolleyes:
We've survived 3 countries trying to take us over, what has your country done? oh wait, sell milk in bags..asshole.
I guess my goal of assraping you and leaving you for dead will never be fully completed. I'll just assrape you then.
Milk from a bag? That's new to me. I buy all my milk in 4L jugs. And you must explain what this school drama is. The fact that you know things about my country that I as a citizen do not know totally disproves your 'nobody cares' point.
Also, I do not get the point of the Korean statement. I am not Korean. I eat Koreans for lunch.
What country are you from? I Googled your description of your country and Afghanistan came up. If that's correct, please mail me a bottle of sand for my sand collection. The west wall of my igloo looks blank without bottles of sand leaning against it.
I thought he jerked off to naked photo's of his dad
He assumes the position and jerks off to his own asshole
At least I have a mom.
At least I have a dad.
At least I have an assh... wait I have something better:
Don't be jealous just because the farthest you got was licking your own nipple.
Edit: Hey, 500th post. And what a way to do it
¡Felicidades! May many camels ra3p you.
Thanks, I do enjoy their humps.
Well someone has to suck your transvestite mom's dick.
You are quite welcome.
Coffee?
Hold on, where's the insults? In retrospect, I haven't been doing as well as I planned. I've gotten rusty due to a lack of practice.
Anyways, to get back on track: FUCK YOU ALL!
Did I go too far?
Thank you Mr. Sir I will enjoy this breakfast with a fox and in a box.
You enjoy humping their humps is more like it
Yes, you went to far. I was fine with it when you watched me wack through your telescope, but hacking into my computer so you can jerk it while watching me go for it through my webcam is just too far. Maybe you have a fetish for cunt-blood covered men, but you could've at least asked. I wouldn't mind doing some stuff together. But what you're doing right now is just low.
I don't care for you either. Good day.
Nerf Herder.
I would not, I could not.
That's not much of an insult, so I'll use this opportunity to repeat something I said before:
Bring back boobies avatar.
Everybody's gotta work. At least eating shit isn't in my job description unlike yours.
I fart in your general direction.
No, I don't blame my children out of wedlock on god. I blame them on you. I DEMAND CHILD SUPPORT DAMMIT!
Is that why you castrated yourself, replaced it with a jackhammer, and joined The Order of the Vibrating Powertools?
I await you.
Your education? I was born and still live in Canada. Stupid Americans living in Canada's underwear.
You yellow bastard. I will bite your legs off.
YUM
I think you is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
Yeah, thanks for bringing me to the weiner store. You really have good taste in weiners.
You don't deserve to be in my crappy thread.
Fuck off :mad:
Or I'll just wait for my dad to come destroy my self esteem himself
You win.
Well I do like the smooth skin of underage fruits