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  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    fractals wrote: »
    "Worst mod ever?" Of course you'd win.

    Fuck you man, I'm your ticket to the top. I already got you into the 1337 Secret forum. Way to stab me in the fucking back.

    Hawaiian nigger. :mad:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    FUCK THIS IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF OUT OF PURE RAGE.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


    E: ahaha
    You have included 83 images in your message. You are limited to using 16 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    FUCK THIS IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF OUT OF PURE RAGE.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


    E: ahaha

    Later man
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    COUNTY LAW:mad:
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    FUCK THIS IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF OUT OF PURE RAGE.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


    E: ahaha

    Don't forget the camera:thumbsup:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Fuck it, smoked a bowl and decided to not rage-suicide.

    Maybe next time guys, sorry :(
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Damn, so what was the deal?

    Did your parents disown you because you came out to them today?
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Everything fucking happened. Any single possible fucking thing that could go wrong today, did.

    I nearly punched out a pregnant bitch just cause
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh, and I do smoke bowls. Not cocks. Sorry 1337.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    Everything fucking happened. Any single possible fucking thing that could go wrong today, did.

    I nearly punched out a pregnant bitch just cause

    hXc dude.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    theres nothing more hardcore than assaulting women with child
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited August 2010
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    I figured out today the greatest thing for when I'm out of cigarettes. My dad smokes cigars and my mom cigarettes. He smokes some wierd ass cigars not your typical dutchies so I never put the two together but i can succesfully take his cigar butts and unwrap them like a blunt and just re-roll up a cigarillo using old newport butts as the tobacco.

    It works really well and the cigar wrap is added nicotine for the sketchy faggot ash tray licking smoker in need.

    what the fuck? :sad:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    hahaha

    Shit like that makes me happy I've never been addicted to cigarettes, I can smoke them shits freely and not feel the need to raid ash trays.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    mr.blunt added the "1337isgay" tag. What a faggot, you CAN USE SPACES IN TAGS, IDIOT.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    i dont think i did....

    but if i did, my bad

    1337 is gay
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    I only get one fucking tag. How did people get to tag while exceeding that 10 limit shit. Fractals is a fag is so not 10 characters.

    I don't have a character limit. :)
  • breastsbreasts New Arrival
    edited August 2010



    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    HAW

    how are fat sluts similar to mopeds?
    they're fun to ride when your trashed
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    And your friends make fun of you if they see you riding one
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    I only get one fucking tag. How did people get to tag while exceeding that 10 limit shit. Fractals is a fag is so not 10 characters.

    Also this. I wanted to make mine I AM CANADIAN but I couldn't so had to compress it to that shitty imcanadian
  • edited August 2010
    I fucking LOL'd at the end when all the fat people just had to take a breather.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    38318_1546040815933_1382402253_1412744_5532936_n.jpg

    Holy fuck, you drive an awesome car. Camaro, motherfucker
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    420th post. Just wake n' baked.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Bahahaha, one of my lady friends in Tally became a stripper.
    http://www.tallahasseestripclubs.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=46&Itemid=82
    ctrl+f => Naomi.

    She's hooked on oxy now. Gotta support her habit.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    YOU gotta support that habit

    Fuck that, "Naomi" is not hot. She's got a stomach, thats why her pictures are all head on, to hide it. She went totally psycho last semester, got kicked out of FSU and quit her job. She was like 5 months behind on rent with an oxy habit to feed, so she's working the pole now. :sad:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    sdick.jpg

    :sad:
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited August 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    :sad:

    :hrmph:

    God i miss that smiley:(
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Fucking fuck yeah.

    Today more than made up for the shit day I had yesterday. We spent all day working at this equestrian park, as there's some huge national, televised event starting up tomorrow so we had to make it look nice. There were girls riding horses left and right, tits bouncing all over the place.

    Then I talked my crew into driving all the way out to my girlfriend's place for lunch (it was almost a two hour lunch break including driving time) where she hooked us up with some bomb 65% rum her friend got in Europe.

    Plus put in another long day, this paycheque is gonna kick ass.
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited August 2010
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    I got baked and saw inception today.
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited August 2010
    I got baked and saw inception today.

    Shit your pants?
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Effects aren't even impressive anymore.
  • CaesarCaesar Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »



    Fuck yeah

    Fuck yeah indeed :D
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited August 2010
    I got baked and saw inception today.

    With CASPER?
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Jesus Christ. This thread is dead.

    Also, I made a thread in Cult of Mac about steve jobs having a 98% employee satisfaction rating. I posted it but something fucked up and it never showed up (pwnd).

    I just finished the godfather. It was meh, and I'm being generous.
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    I got baked and saw inception today.

    me 2
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    My girlfriend read the summary of Inception and said "it doesn't sound too good" - how in the fuck does a trippy movie about some dude who controls dreams NOT sound good? We ended up not seeing it.

    So I'm making her come with me to The Expendables this weekend. Cunt.

    Also, totally thought I'd just put my last gram of weed through the wash; I was digging through wet soapy clothes when I remembered I put the nug on my desk :facepalm:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    wtf is that shit
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    1000 get
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    1000 get


    :o

    Like I said at zoklet, it only matters who originally got it, and that was me.
  • HippieTrippieHippieTrippie Regular
    edited August 2010
    This has gone on long enough, I declare it is necessary for me to appear once again in this thread.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    lol/[ i/[ dont/[ care/[about/[ get\s./[ you/[ can/[ HAVE/[ IT/[ I/[ DONT/[ FUCKING/[CARE

    5/[ of/[ ya'llzq/[ need/[to/[ \send/me/[ 5/[ dollar\s\so/[ i/[can/[ buy/[ a/[ new/[ fucking/[ keyboard


    coffee/[ damn/[ you/[ !

    fir\st/[ che\st/[pain\s/[/[ and/[ now/[ my/[ keyboard!!!

    I don't know, I quite like it.

    Also, you can use the space on your on screen keyboard, or remap it to another, unused key.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    dont/[ know/[ how/[ and/[ yeah/[ i/[ kind/of/[ like/[ it/[ too


    It'\s/[ like/[ figuring/[ out/[ a/[ cro\s\sword/puzzle/[ while//[ reading

    double/[ whammy!

    There was a space there. Obvious troll is obvious.
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited August 2010
    If you copy/paste my sig into google this threads the 5th link :o
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    My girlfriend read the summary of Inception and said "it doesn't sound too good" - how in the fuck does a trippy movie about some dude who controls dreams NOT sound good? We ended up not seeing it.

    So I'm making her come with me to The Expendables this weekend. Cunt.

    Also, totally thought I'd just put my last gram of weed through the wash; I was digging through wet soapy clothes when I remembered I put the nug on my desk :facepalm:

    it was ok, but i can never watch a movie without getting caught up in how unrealistic it is :( i tend to notice continuity problems too, like a name tag disappearing between shots. something about it reminded me of the matrix
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited August 2010
    In a city of garbage, tryin' to reap the harvest
    Adaption is the trap in which the artist meets the forest
    Swing your little axe or be an oak tree if you can
    Either way, adapt to circumstance or play your final hand.

    lets help it get to the top :thumbsup:
  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited August 2010
    In a city of garbage, tryin' to reap the harvest
    Adaption is the trap in which the artist meets the forest
    Swing your little axe or be an oak tree if you can
    Either way, adapt to circumstance or play your final hand.


    +1 googles
  • HippieTrippieHippieTrippie Regular
    edited August 2010
    mafiabro wrote: »
    If you copy/paste my sig into google this threads the 5th link :o

    Why the fuck would we do that?
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