My name is Farouk Bakoh, a Solicitor/Notary public, and very active in the legal practice in Nigeria. I am also an in-law to the late President, General Sanni Abacha. Now General Abacha is dead, and Mohammed the first son is facing a lot of persecution due to his involvement in anti pro democracy activities during the rule of his late father. Also there are alleged fraud activities that Mohamed has been linked to with the father and, the government of today is after the family to recover everything. They have claimed all the family's wealth and I am making this contact on behalf of my sister, Mrs. Miriam Abacha, the wife, not minding the consequences, but hoping that you would understand our predicament hence the need for your urgent assistance and co-operation.
My aim of contacting you is to crave your indulgence to assist us in securing some funds, abroad for safe keeping which incidentally is part of the family wealth. Fortunately with my immediate assistance, and contact, we were able to deposit the money in a security vault abroad pending when the whole situation will be calm. However, this security company does not have any knowledge of the content of the deposit, because it was done in the guise that the trunk contains precious stones. But owing the great risk we run presently due the new Democratic government's initiative to freeze and recover all monies supposedly misappropriated by the late President, we wish to relocate this fund in a foreigner's name to avoid any trace. Now that we are in a democratic government, this is our opportunity to remove the money, and we are willing to offer you 15% of the funds after the transaction for your co-operation. All I need from you is an assurance that you can handle the amount involved comfortably and that I can also trust you with this very arrangement.
Be rest assured that there is no risk involved since I have taken care of everything. I want you to immediately inform me of your willingness in assisting and co-operating with us, so that I can send you full details of this transaction and let us make arrangement for a meeting and discuss at length on how to transfer this funds. Also furnish me with your private e-mail address, Tel/Fax Numbers (Private) for a personal contact with you. Finally, I am trusting on your full understanding on this, hoping that there will be absolute confidentiality.
Awaiting with interest your response and hoping to develop good business relationship with you.
I paid it off with an hour and a half to spare, and got let off by the skin of my teeth. And I do have a job, but I also dont make much at all, I'm lucky to have 10 for bucks spending money for the weekend, the rest goes towards official bullshit.
So now that the trouble is over, can we hear the story of how this happened?
Basically, I did a locker raid at the gym, found a guys wallet with his Credit Card in it (apparently it was new because he had the PIN written on a piece of paper right behind it). I went to the bank and withdrew $100, for some fucked reason I didnt think of the ATM camera, the bank gets in touch with the dude, they get me, guy turns out to be super cool and tells the people to give me a break and let me pay it back, I did and now Im all good. No more CC stealing for me
EDIT: I'm fucking lucky, I could have gone straight to jail when the bank called me.
Haha, you took her out with stolen cash? I'd never do that with my girlfriend.
Hahaha, well yeah but you probably make enough money to have spending money, I can never afford to take her out to places because my job pays so shitty. So hell yeah I used stolen cash :hai:
Spent $70 on a Half-O, used the rest to take my girlfriend out.
That had better have been the best weed you ever smoked and you had also better have gotten the best blow job from your woman for the panic that hundred bucks just caused you
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Odd jobs?
Instant loan companies?
My name is Farouk Bakoh, a Solicitor/Notary public, and very active in the legal practice in Nigeria. I am also an in-law to the late President, General Sanni Abacha. Now General Abacha is dead, and Mohammed the first son is facing a lot of persecution due to his involvement in anti pro democracy activities during the rule of his late father. Also there are alleged fraud activities that Mohamed has been linked to with the father and, the government of today is after the family to recover everything. They have claimed all the family's wealth and I am making this contact on behalf of my sister, Mrs. Miriam Abacha, the wife, not minding the consequences, but hoping that you would understand our predicament hence the need for your urgent assistance and co-operation.
My aim of contacting you is to crave your indulgence to assist us in securing some funds, abroad for safe keeping which incidentally is part of the family wealth. Fortunately with my immediate assistance, and contact, we were able to deposit the money in a security vault abroad pending when the whole situation will be calm. However, this security company does not have any knowledge of the content of the deposit, because it was done in the guise that the trunk contains precious stones. But owing the great risk we run presently due the new Democratic government's initiative to freeze and recover all monies supposedly misappropriated by the late President, we wish to relocate this fund in a foreigner's name to avoid any trace. Now that we are in a democratic government, this is our opportunity to remove the money, and we are willing to offer you 15% of the funds after the transaction for your co-operation. All I need from you is an assurance that you can handle the amount involved comfortably and that I can also trust you with this very arrangement.
Be rest assured that there is no risk involved since I have taken care of everything. I want you to immediately inform me of your willingness in assisting and co-operating with us, so that I can send you full details of this transaction and let us make arrangement for a meeting and discuss at length on how to transfer this funds. Also furnish me with your private e-mail address, Tel/Fax Numbers (Private) for a personal contact with you. Finally, I am trusting on your full understanding on this, hoping that there will be absolute confidentiality.
Awaiting with interest your response and hoping to develop good business relationship with you.
Yours sincerely,
Farouk Bakoh
If you split it up like that, people will be more inclined to give you the money.
Simultaneously.
2 years at the least, its a federal offense.
There are plenty of quick loan companies. Go to your bank and request a microloan with heavy interest. Fuck man, 100 bucks is chump change.
Zero dollars. I am so unbelievably fucked.
Think about all the money you've spent on weed, booze, and video games while you're in jail.
Ok, seriously though, get your ass off your computer, dress well and go to your bank.
Hurry.
Breaking & Entering, got 3 years.
Thanks Dfg Me too!!!
Basically, I did a locker raid at the gym, found a guys wallet with his Credit Card in it (apparently it was new because he had the PIN written on a piece of paper right behind it). I went to the bank and withdrew $100, for some fucked reason I didnt think of the ATM camera, the bank gets in touch with the dude, they get me, guy turns out to be super cool and tells the people to give me a break and let me pay it back, I did and now Im all good. No more CC stealing for me
EDIT: I'm fucking lucky, I could have gone straight to jail when the bank called me.
Agreed. Shit, $100 is small change.
You're lucky that guy wasn't a dick, if someone was fucking around on my card I'd want them to get the maximum sentence.
Spent $70 on a Half-O, used the rest to take my girlfriend out.
Hahaha, well yeah but you probably make enough money to have spending money, I can never afford to take her out to places because my job pays so shitty. So hell yeah I used stolen cash :hai:
But thats the last time I do that :thumbsup:
2 waters, $10 per plate x 2 + tax + tip = $27.
1 beer = $3.
$30.
That had better have been the best weed you ever smoked and you had also better have gotten the best blow job from your woman for the panic that hundred bucks just caused you