I have to write a load of stuff about myself for an application form, and it's so god damn hard to think of relevant stuff. My life has been so plain and dull for so long now, my mind is blank
It's asking me about experiences which I had in school - I have basically nothing to tell about which is relevant. I can barely even remember school now anyway
Same goes for my experiences outside of school :mad:
Most people think you're exaggerating anyways so if they see your completely honest, sub-par application and assume your lying anyways they'll think you REALLY suck and probably take a dump on it just to be funny.
So basically, just lie.
They can't really prove wheter or not you're telling the truth and unless its a job where you're making at least 30k a year, they won't really check/care.
I hate it on the first day of class when the teachers like "ok lets go around the room and tell our names and an interesting thing about yourself" I'm sitting there like... shit...
I hate it on the first day of class when the teachers like "ok lets go around the room and tell our names and an interesting thing about yourself" I'm sitting there like... shit...
LOL yeah dude, I hate that so bad. You don't want to talk to anyone in your new class
I hate it on the first day of class when the teachers like "ok lets go around the room and tell our names and an interesting thing about yourself" I'm sitting there like... shit...
I always like to troll those games.
One time we did that game where you tell your name, then two truths and a lie. My lie was "My name is Mike," so everyone was just FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
One time we did that game where you tell your name, then two truths and a lie. My lie was "My name is Mike," so everyone was just FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
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Same goes for my experiences outside of school :mad:
^Truth.^
Most people think you're exaggerating anyways so if they see your completely honest, sub-par application and assume your lying anyways they'll think you REALLY suck and probably take a dump on it just to be funny.
So basically, just lie.
They can't really prove wheter or not you're telling the truth and unless its a job where you're making at least 30k a year, they won't really check/care.
Good luck.
LOL yeah dude, I hate that so bad. You don't want to talk to anyone in your new class
not that as much as I cant think of anything to say that's not illegal or just makes me sound really lame :facepalm:
I always like to troll those games.
One time we did that game where you tell your name, then two truths and a lie. My lie was "My name is Mike," so everyone was just FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Do not be afraid to lie through your bare teeth. It is a requirement in these type of things.
EDIT: post the Q in the literary forum, we'll help you hash it out.
Hahaha, so what were your REAL answers?
Thanks for the offer, but I think I've pretty much cleared it all up now.
I like penguins.
I am Asian.