I'm gonna be a crackhead. Seriously. I plan on dressing up in dirty, torn up clothing, taking crack hits and drinking 40s all night.
What are you gonna do/be for Halloween?
If your're hitting the pipe and swinging on a 40, it's not so much a costume, as a lifestyle experiment.:p
Last Halloween I had a funny encounter with a cop.
I had just got off work and was waiting at a bus stop, still wearing my cooking uniform. A pig was hassling some guys beside be for setting off firecrackers, and being a complete douche about it too.
As he goes to leave he looks at me and says "So what are you? A cook or something?"
I reply, "Yep, and you're a cop, lets find a priest, walk into a bar together and see if anyone can think of a punchline"
The fucker warrant checked me and made me miss my bus, but such is the life of a smartass.
C/O
"I'm scary enough as it is"
As he goes to leave he looks at me and says "So what are you? A cook or something?"
I reply, "Yep, and you're a cop, lets find a priest, walk into a bar together and see if anyone can think of a punchline"
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A Muslim woman.
If your're hitting the pipe and swinging on a 40, it's not so much a costume, as a lifestyle experiment.:p
Last Halloween I had a funny encounter with a cop.
I had just got off work and was waiting at a bus stop, still wearing my cooking uniform. A pig was hassling some guys beside be for setting off firecrackers, and being a complete douche about it too.
As he goes to leave he looks at me and says "So what are you? A cook or something?"
I reply, "Yep, and you're a cop, lets find a priest, walk into a bar together and see if anyone can think of a punchline"
The fucker warrant checked me and made me miss my bus, but such is the life of a smartass.
C/O
"I'm scary enough as it is"
This is beautiful.
if that story is legit, bloody good job C/O
Oh but that's not my costume.....
I'm probably not going to do anything, and if people come to the door, I'll pass out candy as usual.
Real excitin' yep....
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So you're not going to dress up then?
I guess not. :sad:
Real dynamite? Please tell me you're using real dynamite, death or glory!
The goal is to bring a bitch (or 2) back to my room and show them what's what.
This.
LOL Sucks for you. I've got exams that week, but not on a Monday.
Also I'm going to be sitting alone in my basement. Dressing up in that situation is sad in a way I haven't reached yet.