Anyone who wears socks and sandals together deserves to be fucking shot I dont fucking care what you think douche bag, sandals are for fucking hot weather and socks aren't. Fix yourself
Many lulz were had by me, but he felt pretty stupid at the time, because im pretty sure I said "DUDE WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS COME ON" On a kinda-related not I knew this kid in highschool that actually put a fucking tampon (unused thank god) in his mouth, lit one end and inhaled. I shit you not. Thats what happens when…
omfg I love you. Eating lemons straight is delicious, but ass the miracle fruit and its like a whole new world! Oh, and "When life gives you lemons, say FUCK THE LEMONS and bail"
One drunken night I was talking with my roommate about people lighting the wrong end, and I started saying how fucking stupid do you have to be right? We went out to have a cig, and what do you know, my roommate lights it backwards :D
"UPDATE: According to the BBC, 19 people have died, and 340 were injured. Organizers have announced that this will be the last Love Parade. At least 18 people were killed today at the Love Parade dance music festival near Duisburg, Germany. The deaths occurred in the wide tunnel that served as an entrance to festival…
Ive raised my kitty around mass quantities of weed, so it doesn't really bother him. He sits there and squints at you when a hits blown to him, and sometimes he peaces out but I NEVER force him to do it.
Traded an 8th of mushrooms for a bowl so deep you can stick your thumb in it. I love not telling people how deep it is, and they pack it up all the way. Its a short pipe so its deceiving...
You WILL be looked at as a dirty fucking hippie. There's a good chance that you can land a cute hippie girl though. And being white, you need to make sure that they dont look like total shit (even though they ARE dreads). Blond hair dreads look pretty bad in my opinion, but with a little effort anythings possible.
If you dont feel like hearing people talk about their shitty ass lives and making up stupid lies to text each other then check out http://itmademyday.com/
Do you have any idea what you just said? They are Nnot new. The organics are MUCH harsher and give more of a buzz. The lights on the other hand, suck major dick and taste like shit. Original american spirits FTW
Leaning out the window to smoke a bowl mom comes in "What the hell are you doing" me" it looks cool when I light this lighter outside!" Fucking face palm :facepalm:
One year when I was a tad bit younger, our pond was FILLED with these little half inch long green tree frogs. Smallest things ever but they were SO COOL