Eppillus · Acolyte
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Cut yer name across me backbone Stretch me skin across yer drum Iron me up on Pinchgut Island From now to Kingdom Come. I'll eat yer Norfolk Dumpling Like a juicy Spanish plum, Even dance the Newgate Hornpipe If ye'll only gimme Rum! (Traditional Convict Song)
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I can't stand top gear. The acting of the cast is fucking terrible. I hadn't even realised it was on the BBC until the whole 'lazy mexicans' furore, and frankly I'm disappointed. They should sell it to ITV where it belongs.
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OH NOES!!1! a fucking desert potato nigger decapitalised my name; how might I ever recover from such a well devised affront? I know not how. What happened to being of higher standing than I, and above petty insult?
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Would that he were.
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It seems to me more that they're as clueless as him.
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He's a joke, and no one even seems to have noticed.
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I just read thy posts in the army thread. It was hideous and embarrassing. Art thou mentally deficient, or just Australian? If thee wishest to sound 'ye olde worlde' (presumably because the oldest thing thou hast ever seen is the prison where thine ancestors dwelt) I prithee at least learn to use the fucking words…
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Well this seems to be your problem.
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Because I'm not the subject of the fucking sentence you dunce. It's like using I for me, JUST FUCKING TRY.
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The internet is serious business.
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What do you want me to do, resign? In written English it is considered proper to write out the word 'have' avoiding the contraction ''ve', BUT I'M NOT FUCKING COMPLAINING
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No; I didn't.
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No dildo pictures? How banal.
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Point to anything 'of use' and I shall gladly use it. I treat this site just like I treat the real world; as a sandpit full of retards.
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die
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That was the plan, incase you hadn't heard.
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I think he ought to defend himself; unless he really is the nine year old spastic he comes across as. Yeah, shame about that
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It's called the first world war for fucks sake. I'm unable to engage in serious discussion with someone who insists on referring to the two most devastating conflicts in recent history as if they were a film (or 'movie' if you only speak television) and its sequel.
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Being a Jew, Muslim, or Gypsy is to be part of a non location-dependant culture. 'Society' (which is to say a group of naturally prejudiced individuals) doesn't like those who make no effort to adjust their norms to those of the people around them. Jews (or Zionists, at least) would like to believe that they have a…
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Shut the fuck up. Adults are talking.
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Wasn't he some kind of national embarrassment? I never lament one less idiot.
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It's older than your mum, and she puts out a lot for an octogenarian.
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You're a fucking idiot. Cloyd? LL is to L what T is to D. You blow out air rather than vibrate the vocal chords. Compare P/B, F/V, S/Z. If people were taught IPA alongside the current retarded spelling system they might have some idea about what sounds they're making.
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You know, the way you 'speak' is really fucking annoying. And 'thou' is only used for the subject of a sentence. If you tack 'Rolf asks' on the front then it becometh 'thee', savvy?
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Right on brother. Junk mail is an heinous environmental crime. Forget all these retarded monkeys riding around in their model T fords burning dead fish juice and jetting off to sunny slave states in glorified V2 flying bombs, JUNK MAIL IS THE REAL ENEMI.
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It wasn't so much the writing style that irritated me as the rambling pointlessness of the whole text. Who cares what he thought about boxing, or smoking? All the lifestyle guidance just confirms that what he was trying to create was closer to cult than party or state.
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I would laugh, if you weren't being serious. Your country is the bastard child of the dregs of British society and those who couldn't afford to eat in Ireland. What have I to be jealous of?
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Fresh tuna is good, but that canned shit is fucking disgusting. Seriously; it tastes like arse. Don't ruin good fish by buying it canned.
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Strictly speaking, I shouldn't be wasting the keystrokes on a dolt such as yourself, but there is a difference between nation and state. Try reading a book, genius.
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I already live in Europe. All people are equal, even you, just not all societies. And just because I don't care what Arabs believe doesn't mean I want to live in their medieval countries.
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I honestly thought you would be more fun to argue with, but you clearly aren't even convinced by your own opinions. Ultimately, your fumble for meaning in right wing ideology is just as pathetic as any suicide bomber, but significantly more annoying.
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I've said some fairly politically incorrect things, and here's another: Queers like to dress flamboyantly to cause a stir, which is the same reason neo-nazis cover themselves in swastikas. Somewhere far away, a man is laughing. Ta-ra.
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But hey; don't let me get you down. You've obviously found a niche where you receive all the attention your mum never gave you. When it comes down to it truth is irrelevant. Belief, or the belief in belief, maybe even the belief of others in your fable, are much more important.
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Islam is not a state.. But if you mean spread, like every other religion, why not? Christianity was a foreign religion, just because our ancestors were forced to convert over a thousand years ago doesn't make it any more naturally ours. Maybe if we concentrated on educating people they wouldn't invest faith in such silly…
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I think all religious people are gullible morons; but I'm not about to kill any of them for it. Do you see?
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I'd say it's the most erotic book I've ever read. Don't bother with the film though, it's a god awful face rape for such a respectable author.
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It has more to do with your religious views and general personality.
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I made no such claim; I was merely using them as an example of people as retarded as jihadists and yourself.
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The point is simply that they are Christians who use terrorism (in as much as the killing of civilians) for their group purposes. What matters it which denomination they are?
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Not that I have to defend anything, but the people in that picture do not represent mainstream Islam, and are laughable retards living in the dark ages; just like Irish extremists (who also happen to be Christian) and the thing you have made yourself into.
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Oh yeah, I forgot this guy was conditioned by retards. They follow the same god as you, sinner. Enjoy hell!
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So is the burqa just for irony, or are you afraid to show your face?
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What are you, an automatic response generator? Where's all the white power? Call me a nigger at least.
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Well, I've certainly been put in my place. But I can't help feel that you havn't actually read those books, and merely added their titles to your swastika to be cool and edgy, amiright?
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I suggest 'Crash' by J.G. Ballard, or 'The Uncommon Reader' by Alan Bennett.
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You can read? And that didn't put you off Mein Kampf? How fucking badly written did it need to be? Scrawled in crayon?
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I don't know much about fitness, but I do know that smokers are much better able to deal with altitude and its effects than non-smokers; due to their being used to breathing air with lower levels of oxygen.
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You should look into some kind of scheme for learnding how to spell. School perhaps?
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How hard?
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That's even shittier than our newish coins, which are like a retarded jigsaw puzzle designed specifically to ignore Wales.
