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  • Never Give Up

    Long read, but I hope someone goes through it. I am supposed to be doing an essay but fuck that… I know you’re reading this. You. Either the guy that’s happy and settled in his life, or the girl who is the same. This isn’t really for you, but you could learn from this. Just change “girl” and “relationship” into whatever you wish to achieve. To those who know me, you will instantly think of words such as “commitment-phobe” and “single for life” when you think of me. I have spent the last 4 years sleeping with random girls and running away from emotional ties, risking friendships, hating myself and cursing why I got like this. Having a lifelong medical condition meant most of my days were spent curled up in bed, on a liquid diet and knowing that no girl would ever want this from a man. it was a vicious circle and suicide attempts were sought – but only a couple of times.

    I hate kids who do it for attention. I certainly didn’t, and I am so fucking glad I lived. This is why. I went to College at the age of 16. I had gone to Spain with a mate over the Summer before going to College and had developed my illness. Imagine having food poisoning every day of your life. It’s hell. Anyway, we had a bet on to see who could get laid first. I was a virgin and eventually snapped up a mediocre-looking girl. We dated for a few months but my constant references to &T, Stephanie from Lazytown and the fact I was a n00b at sex just made it fail…plus the fact I detested drunk people. She was one most weekends, and would tell everyone about me and her, making me feel like shit. Her friend was a source of support for me. She would hang around with her boyfriend and I would say “Hi” to her, which then grew to a conversation. I was so jealous of the guys she was with. I hated them. I knew them well and wish I was them, but I knew I wouldn’t be. I resigned myself to this fact and every day I would hope to see her. I worked at a restaurant in the Town where I went to College and I had this girls number. We arranged to meet during our lunch-break and we had some chips, while chatting about College and the future. I didn’t have the balls to tell her how I felt. She only had to look at the tent in my trousers and apron to see how I felt. 30 minutes passed and felt like a few seconds. We walked back to mine and she worked across the road. We said goodbye, but I got a kiss and she went on her way. I returned to the kitchen with the biggest grin, boner and blood pressure ever. My Boss asked who she was and I gave a soppy response. This girl was out of my league and I was over the moon! The next week I ran all the way to her house, about 10 minutes each way, so got to see her for only 10 minutes but it was so worth it. She made me so happy and I would do anything in my power to keep her happy and close. She eventually left College and started dating a guy who was into dealing.

    We slowly stopped talking and weeks turned into months, into years. I saw or heard from her a few times in the years that passed, but she was just the one that got away to me. That one shot I had at getting the only girl I loved. I dated 2 other girls during the time I didn’t see or hear from her. It was 4 years. 4 years of heartbreak from other girls and wondering “what if”. I kept telling myself to move on. No point going back but use it for inspiration that you can achieve things. It doesn’t end there. I went to University and met a few girls. Sure, they were fun but had no substance. Get your dick wet and run kinda material, or they just tried to ruin you by whatever means necessary. I met some fucked up females, fellow ToTSEans, Really fucked up. I was the sort of guy that would fuck and run because I would get so depressed after. 5 years of opiate abuse and bitterness at women. It consumed me. I hated couples and wanted to see them gassed. I would play out fucked up scenes in my mind (well, objectively fucked up..not subjectively ) and just had a grudge against anyone who showed public displays of affection, was dating or talked about relationships. I liked my life of getting high, doing work and not having commitments other than my medical ones. They were enough. Anyway, I found the girl on Facebook and got her new number. She was still in touch with a few mutual friends from the college years. She went to my University! The year above, albeit, but still! I didn’t bother trying to find her in my first year and damn do I regret it.

    It was a Monday or Tuesday morning where I went to a lecture and sat down. Unpacking my paper pad and pens, taking off my hat and joking with friends I look around. Girls, my mates, the door, the token blind student and his scribe. Hold on. This girl looked just like the one I knew at College. Not as much make-up. No lip ring. I was half-certain it was her, but didn’t want to look an idiot and say anything. We broke the silence somehow and caught up on the 4 years of silence. Turns out she felt exactly the same way. I just never bothered going for the chance I had. instead of bettering the guys she was dating, I just got envious. Instead of trying to impress her I just sat on the sidelines hoping SHE would make the effort. We went for a drive after the lecture, and got into a routine each week. Go for a drive, smoke and kept the physical contact at a minimum. She was still dating that guy. I had always hated him – as well as being jealous. I wouldn’t even picture us fucking in my mind. It didn’t even enter my thoughts as this girl was just never going to be that sort. One day she turned round and kissed me briefly .

    The next week it was more. Eventually the 4 years of tension culminated in the best sex I had ever had. A girl I genuinely had feelings for. There was no guilt, depression or urge to swallow a fistful of pills. I could be myself. My pale, skinny, punky-looking self and she was fine with that. We are inseparable now. I have never felt this good. I only thought this euphoria was available in the form of a pill, but apparently not. I don’t think I am in love. I know I am. And I’m not ashamed to say it – especially for a guy that hated women because of a few bad ones. I now wake up to her in my bed, browsing fucked up websites, just like me, and we are like twins – minus the related and looking alike parts. Lesson? Never give up, and never forget. People can and will remember you. Always take that chance and never tar people with the same brush. Happiness is out there, so fucking go for it.

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  • Orbs

    Yeah, so this was actually something I wrote a while back for another site, a little guide about orbs and some information on them, basically sort of for beginners in paranormal investigation. I realize paranormal studies are by no means an exact science, so it’s going a lot on what I feel is most accurate from what I’ve learned about these things, but you can feel free to disagree and state your beliefs about them, or add to this if you would like to.

    It’s also written in a very different way than I would have written it here, but I figure there is no sense in rewriting it, so it will have to do. So without further ado, my guide to orbs!

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    So I figure to start this out, I’d talk about something that’s a fairly common paranormal phenomena… or so people seem to think. There is a lot of controversy surrounding this phenomena, and I’m here to help set the record straight.

    Orbs are always going to be iffy when it comes to being used as “proof” of the paranormal. That’s just how it is. Does it mean they can’t be? No. But they should be taken with a grain of salt, for sure. Some of even the most convincing orb pictures I’ve seen, were proved to be dust or something not of the paranormal nature. I got the most beautiful shot in front of the Castle Warden in St. Augustine…

    Very beautiful, and spooky right? Okay, maybe not so much. And a lot of you could probably figure that out. It was just raining that night. And all the rain drops reflected my flash. This could easily be mistaken for an orb orgy by some, but it’s really got a very normal explanation. Nothing paranormal here.

    So lots of things can be mistaken for orbs. A lot of professionals say legit orbs can be seen without a camera. And supposedly the best cam for catching real orbs would be a basic 35mm camera.

    Criteria I’ve seen most legit professionals give is orbs should be fairly round, may have a “tail” when zoomed in, and they seem to emit their own light rather than reflecting.

    Even legit orbs may not be a sign of a typical “haunting”. Many experts claim it’s just energy… that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a spirit. So you have to be careful not to jump to conclusions even if you think you capture a REAL orb. It may mean nothing.

    It’s really all up to you to decide, though. Sometimes you have to decide things for yourselves and whether to take them super seriously, or not, to take it as real evidence of paranormal activity or a simple fluke.

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  • A Guide to Making Sex Pheromones

    A Guide to Making Sex Pheromones

    Sex Pheromones – A Guide 

    Introduction
    You don’t need to spend your/(your parent’s) hard-earned money to buy sex pheromones anymore! Yes, you can now prepare it right in the privacy of your room at almost no cost at your own time.

    I used to work at a popular sex pheromones firm and learned the secret while at it for 7 months. Without going into the physiological details of how pheromones are produced naturally by all individuals and how they work, I explain you how to prepare it on your own. Please note, the method is applicable only for the male sex pheromone.

    Requirements

    1. Test tubes or any other glass container (no metal)
    2. Filter paper
    3. Early morning fresh urine
    4. Enriched semen

    Procedure

    This is gonna be the hardest part for many of you. You gotta abstain from sex/masturbation in any form for 10-11 days. Don’t extend it beyond 12 days though. This is to enrich your semen.

    After you have completed enrichment, arouse yourself to an intense degree with the aid of your sex partner or quality porn. Masturbate and collect the enriched semen in a glass container. Now filter the collection into another glass container using a filter paper. It should be done within a minute of ejaculation or the pro-pheromone in the semen will be oxidized. Seal the container tight after you collect the filtrate.

    The urine in the early morning (after an adequate sleep) is very different from urine at other times of the day. It contains high levels of testosterone, which will be used as a catalyst for activating the pro-pheromone. Make sure you have a good night’s sleep and collect the urine in the moring.

    Now you are all set to begin the actual preparation. Take catalyst (morning urine) and pro-hormone (enriched semen) in the ratio of 10:7 and mix them in a clean glass container. In a few seconds you should start to smell something ‘weird’ and ‘repulsive’. Mind you, it’s the MALE pheromone. Unless you are a female or are gay, you won’t find it attractive. Close the preparation tight and keep away from light.

    Use as much as required and whenever necessary. An one time application of about 15 ml of the preparation lasts for about 16 hours.

    Speaking from personal experience and various experiments, females go fuckin crazy when they are exposed to the preparation. I have used the home-made pheromone to fuck incrediblt HOT girls. They lose control and go fuckin crazy like flies jumping into the burning fire at night. Try it, you will be like OMFGBBQ!

    Expiry: 3 days.

    Go get them hawt girls, tiger! Good luck.

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  • A Guide To The G-Spot

    A Guide To The G-Spot

    The Gräfenberg Spot, often called the G-Spot, is the bean-shaped area of the vagina that many women report to contain an erogenous zone which when stimulated can lead to high levels of sexual arousal, powerful orgasms and female ejaculation.

    The Gräfenberg Spot is typically located one to three inches up the front (anterior) vaginal wall between the vagina opening and the urethra and is a sensitive area that is part of the female prostate.

    GUIDE TO THE G-SPOT

    Before I start, the g-spot is not an actual spot but its a zone, it is located about 2 inches inside the vagina on the topside, you will know when you have found it when you feel a ribbed bump, is like the roof of your mouth just begin your front teeth.

    Do all women have a G-spot?

    Yes all women are likely to have a G-spot. However, some women respond extremely well to G-spot stimulation while some may dislike the sensation altogether.

    What you must do before stimulating the G-Spot?

    In every case women clitoris should be stimulated first before stimulating the g-spot. When it is wholly stimulated, it will be too sensitive for direct contact. When the clitoris is uncomfortable and dry, you can then move into the g-spot.

    1. Trim your nails short

    Watch out for long or sharp nails. They can cause small cuts or tears in the delicate skin in and around the vagina.

    2. Foreplay, foreplay, foreplay

    It builds sexual arousal and fills the sex organs with blood, making them more responsive. The more you foreplay, the more pleasure you’ll get when you have sex. Without foreplay, touching your G-spot may be uncomfortable or even painful. Orgasm is much more likely after lots of foreplay.

    The Best Positions to Stimulate the G-Spot

    Use the doggy position:

    The woman kneels on all fours in the doggy position, and pushes her hips back. This position really helps with G-spot massage. Pushing your hips back increases pressure in your pelvis. Your legs, hips and bum tighten up and gently squash your vagina and pelvic muscles. Most importantly, this position pushes the G-spot slightly further out into the vagina, making it easier to find and stimulate.
    op 10 Positions for Women’s Orgams:

    These sexual positions, generally, will help a woman reach orgasm faster:

    1. Woman on Top
    2. Reverse Cowgirl
    3. Rear Entry or Doggie Style
    4. Modified Missionary (He’s kneeling with his top half upright)
    5. The Butterfly (Missionary, with the woman’s pelvis tilted up, a pillow under the butt, and her legs in the air.)
    6. Coital Alignment Technique (Start out in missionary position; he edges forward until both partners’ pubic bones meet.)
    7. Standing Facing Each Other
    8. Standing Rear Entry
    9. Sitting Lotus Position
    10. Spooning
    How to Stimulate the G-spot with Techniques

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    The motion you should use is “come over here” gesture with your fingers. Always bear in mind that the g-spot and clitoris are different, which implies that sometimes you will hit it harder than the clitoris. Begin by massaging it smoothly and work your way to a point she finds exciting.

    Press on the G-spot
    The man inserts his thumb into her vagina and presses down onto her G-spot. He should be able to feel her G-spot as a bumpy, ridged area about 2 to 3 centimetres in diameter. When a woman is aroused, her G-spot gets larger and protrudes into the vaginal canal.

    Massage the G-spot.
    The man massages her G-spot back and forth, with firm pressure, with the pad of his thumb. The pressure has to firm. The G-spot contains pressure sensitive nerve endings, so only a deep, firm massaging will work. Unlike the clitoris, the G-spot doesn’t respond to light pressure.

    Relax your PC muscle.
    The woman should relax her PC (pubococcygeus) muscle and keep it relaxed. The female PC muscle in women is similar to the male PC muscle. It connects the tail bone to the pubic bone, it can clench, release and push, and it can be used to prevent the passing of urine. You can feel it in action by placing a finger just inside your vagina and squeezing.

    When a woman’s G-spot is being stroked, she may feel like tensing her PC muscle. Don’t do this – she should keep it relaxed. It’s believed that tensing the PC muscle blocks the action of the Female Prostate. Along with firm pressure on the G-spot, this is one of the keys to G-spot orgasm. Relaxing the PC muscle is also the key to female ejaculation.

    ORGASM!!

    Let go of the ‘pee feeling’.

    This is the final piece of the G-spot orgasm puzzle, and also unlocks female ejaculation. As pleasure builds during G-spot massage, a woman will feel the sensation of needing to pee. The key to both G-spot orgasm and female ejaculation is to just let this feeling go. What’s happening is the build up to female ejaculation or squirting. This is a clear odourless liquid emitted from the urethra during G-spot massage. The liquid comes from an organ that surround the urethra known as the female prostate. The female prostate becomes engorged during sexual pleasure and blocks the flow of urine from your bladder, so you can’t pee.

    G-Spot Orgasm

    It may take up to a half an hour of stimulation for her to have a G-spot orgasm, but don’t worry, it’s worth every second.

    When she has a G-spot orgasm, you’ll know. Her vagina will contract violently, so violently, in fact, that it may feel like she’s trying to push your fingers out. G-spot orgasms are also accompanied by uncontrollable panting or moaning and sometimes even female ejaculation.

    Clitoral stimulation can produce multiple orgasms, but they are more common with G-spot stimulation. If she still wants more after the first one, continued stimulation may lead to a second, third, or even a tenth orgasm.

    Multiples or not, many women swear that G-spot orgasms are one of the most satisfying, fulfilling experiences in their entire lives.

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