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Star Trek Drinking Game

by S * P * Y * K


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COMPILED BY S * P * Y * K. WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO GYM QUIRK, WHO WE GOT THE IDEA AND MANY OF THE RULES FROM, AND TO GENE RODDENBERRY, FATHER OF ALL TREKKIES.

Following in the tradition of all true trekkies, we will now lay out the designs for the Star Trek Drinking Game. And don't forget, Phasers on KILL, Mr. Sulu...

(Make sure you`re using something POTENT!!!)

And take one drink every time someone says...

..."Bridge."

..."Ah`m sorry, captain, that's all the power she`s got!"

..."Phasers on stun"

..."Ahead warp factor 4" (or one drink per warp factor)

..."Highly illogical, Captain."

..."Standard orbit, sir."

..."Captain's Log..." (Twice if it's a supplemental)

..."He's dead, Jim" (This is the one that kills!)

..."This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship Enterprise"

..."Fascinating!"

..."Energize."

.."Weapon Systems/Shields inoperative, Captain."

..."Sensor indicate ________."

..."Tricorder readings, Mr. Spock?"

Also take one drink every time...

...Spock raises one eyebrow

...The camera tilts at a crazy angle and everyone falls out of their seats.

...The captain calls Dr. McCoy 'Bones'."

...The bosun's whistle sounds.

...A direct order is disobeyed.

...You see a styrofoam planet.

...Kirk kisses someone.

...Sulu does a countdown.

(Optional 1: Drink once per number)

(Optional 2: Use time for a breather)

...Kirk gets his shirt forcibly removed.

...Kirk destroys a computer.

...There's a fist fight.

(Optional 1: One drink per person in fight."

(Optional 2: One drink per PUNCH in fight."

...Uhura looks knowledgable and holds her earpiece.

...Spock relays data from his "peep-show" machine.

...A landing party arrives at a planet`s surface.

(Optional 1: One drink per party member.)

(Optional 2: One drink per styrofoam rock you see.)

...Something smokes, sparks, and explodes.

...Number 4 shield is damaged.

(Optional: One drink for each shield #. i.e. #3 shield - Three drinks, etc.)

...Any time there is a reference to logic.

(Optional: Twice if it's not from Spock.)

...The Enterprise is scanned by an 'omnipotent' force.

 
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