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'Tales Of Velvet' are articles written by Bruce Go |
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'Twas the night before installation |
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(humourous) Best Rum Cake Ever Recipe |
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100 excuses for leaving work early |
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100 more raunchy jokes |
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100 raunchy jokes |
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101 Ways to say No |
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101 excuses to say NO! |
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101 things you don't want to hear your sysadmin sa |
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101 uses for Wood Bugs |
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101 uses for a Dead Ferret!? |
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101 ways to annoy a fascist |
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101 ways to skin a cat |
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101 ways to tell if you're a prep... |
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110 Dumb Blonde Jokes |
| Why don't Blondes eat pickles? Because they get their head stuck in the jar.
Why do Blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why don't Blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't fit 8 cups of water in that little package. |
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150 Blonde Jokes |
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18 Things to say to Telemarketers |
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19 Ways to be offensive at a funeral |
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1997 Darwin Award Winner - man electrocuted by his |
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20 types you see in the men's room |
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208 REALLY phunny blonde jokes |
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2084: A Phone Odyssey |
by Maxwell Smart & The Baron |
| Winston took a last drag from his cigarette and put it out on an old useless
device which he still treasured. He reached over and picked up the blue box,
covered by many cigarette burns accumilated over his many years in prison. He
thought back to when times were better; when fone phreaks freely roamed the
countryside, terrorizing unsuspecting Bell employees. Yes Winston was one of
that vanishing breed of phreaks who had managed to escape with his life in this
era of the ISS Bell Network. |
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27 reasons why tacos are better than women |
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30 innovative ways to reduce stress; compiled by |
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32 reasons why cookie dough is better than men |
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50 Uses for a dead pussy |
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50 fun things to do to a church... |
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50 reasons why a guitar is better than a woman |
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50 uses for a dead cunt |
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50 ways to confuse your roommate |
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50 ways to confuse your roommate |
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65 Murphy's Laws of Combat |
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77 Reasons Animals Are Better Than People |
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9 user types (humour) |
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A Black Lament |
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A Clinical Analysis of Anti- Government Phobia by I |
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A Dave Barry humorous outlook on four of the main |
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A Flaming Form |
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A Girl's Guide to Condoms |
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A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys |
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A Government employee's dog |
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A Guide to Love and Sex for Today's Young Women (y |
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A Guide to the Mind Reading Markup Language(MRML) |
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A Highway Menace is put to the Test [Dave Barry] |
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A Pennsylvania Resident's diary in December about |
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A Politically Correct Primer (Canadian Edition) |
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A Quiz for Smart Asses |
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A Secular Humanist TV Schedule |
by Geoff Gilpin |
| Now that the courts have declared that Secular Humanism is a religion, can a
Secular Humanist cable TV network be far behind? |
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A Sneaky Quiz |
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A Trip to Germany by Dave Berry |
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A Unix MAN page for dating |
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A WEIRD Duh Dile Capture |
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A White Joke |
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A blue book for used ladies |
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A brush with tastelessness - or, how to kill a bun |
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A bunch of new jokes that are actually FUNNY |
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A chain letter for women only |
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A chemical analysis of a woman |
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A child plays with his toy train set (joke) |
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A collection of dirty jokes |
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A collection of favorite 1 line taglines |
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A collection of lawyer jokes (from Nolo Press) |
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A collection of yo- mama jokes |
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A comedic history of the world |
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A cool file containing a short but entertaining pl |
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A cute joke about the Pope. Rated G. Probably a |
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A cute joke told on a golf course |
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A cute parrot joke |
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A cute, old joke |
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A farmer's guide to computers |
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A few cruel and unusual tortures that women inflic |
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A file of O. J. Simpson Jokes |
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A funny text file |
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A funny text file about a guy and his dog named Se |
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A funny txt file about some people on WIND SHEER a |
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A hi- larious piece of actual lit. from IBM |
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A hilarious poem ala Edgar Allen Poe reflecting .s |
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A huge file full of great jokes |
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A humorous story... |
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A humourous look at the V- Chip |
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A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local author |
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A joke about a newlywed couple |
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A joke about two arabs and a jew. |
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A large file of practical jokes from the internet, |
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A large list of blonde jokes! |
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A letter from a Polish mom to her son |
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A letter from a very stupid mother |
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A list of Letterman top- 10 lists which mention J. |
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A list of joke penis descriptions |
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A list of some oxymorons, like jumbo shrimp, wirel |
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A load of blond jokes! How many blonds does it tak |
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A lot of Your mama's so - that she - jok |
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A memorandum describing the Ontario Social Contra |
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A nasty horoscope |
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A nice little poem on how th pussy was made |
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A parody of Microsoft's business practices in a ST |
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A physics poem for Erwin Schrodinger |
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A post- Bobbitt prayer for males |
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A quiz of your sexual awareness |
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A rant about what language real programmers use. |
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A real smooth con artist brings back her boy frien |
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A really SICK collection of 'Dead Baby' jokes... e |
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A series of blonde jokes |
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A shorter nasty horoscope |
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A sick nun joke |
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A statue of Dukakis |
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A story about BBSers, it's funny. I think. |
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A stupid parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas |
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A test to determine whether or not you are a nerd! |
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A text file on Special High Intensity Training |
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A tongue- in- cheek psychological pigeonhole exam |
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A transcript of a real leaflet telling why the Wor |
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A typical warranty |
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A whole bunch a human jokes from alt.slack I think |
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A- Z of Foul Language |
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A. Whitney Brown - The Big Picture |
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ADMINSPOTING a satire of the ad for the film Trai |
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ALF's Log |
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ASCII pic of Bart givin Saddam the bird |
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AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (joke) |
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Abbot & Costello's Who's On First |
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About 65 limericks |
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Actual Word Perfect Support Call (Very funny) |
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Ad Campaigns Gone Wrong |
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Administratium - A New Element |
by Thomas G. Kyle |
| The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered
at one of the national laboratories. The element,
tentatively named administratium (Ad), has no electrons or
protons, thus having atomic number zero. It does, however,
have one neutron, 75 associate neutrons, 125 deputy associate
neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy associate neutrons. |
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Adventure Dog (Dave Barry) |
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Adventures in the Land of Else #2 |
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All about computer nerds- definitions |
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All about preachers |
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All about the word FUCK |
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All sorts of funny stuff |
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Am I a neanderthal? (take this test and find out) |
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An American Dream come true |
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An Essay On Luggage |
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An address given to law students on their first da |
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An analysis of waitresses |
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An application to live in Arkansas - great humor |
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An appropriate response to Make Money Fast posts |
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And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy... |
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Announcement of Brain Doubler 1.0, just like Johnn |
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Answering machine messages |
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Antigravity discovered! The feline butterology th |
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Application to live in West Virginia |
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April 1, 1993, Washington DC: The administration |
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Are you a jerk? |
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Are you only using half of your brain? |
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Are you only using the other half? |
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Aren't ye too old to be believin' in Leprechauns? |
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Artificial Stupidity |
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Ask a sewage plant worker - should condoms be adve |
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Assorted religious humour |
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Attack of the eel |
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B- day jokes |
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BUGS: Don't live in ignorance |
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Bagel Man |
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Baghdad's First Air Show |
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Ballad of the Bobbitts |
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Ban OJ's assault shovel - funny |
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Bart Simpson's blackboard quotes |
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Basic motorcycle test |
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Bastard Operator From Hell! Story about a Universi |
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Bathroom Habits - Women |
by Jonas |
| Why do girls go to the bathroom in flocks? What secret powers do they draw from their pee-pee-posse? I'm here to speculate. |
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Because We Are Men... |
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Beer- drinker's Troubleshooting Guide |
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Bestiality - Is It for Me? |
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Beware! UNIX is a hoax! |
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Bill CLinton jokes |
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Bless B.C. |
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Blonde Jokes |
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Bogus NAACP application |
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Bono/Kennedy Jokes |
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Boot It |
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Borg- related taglines, a canonical list |
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Breaking the Link Workshop: Keeping Out The Wimps |
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Brigham Young University Coeds |
| Jokes for Brigham Young University; applicable just about anywhere. |
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Bruce Penny's platitudes |
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Bubba Hillbilies Dixie Slang Dictionary |
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Bunch of jokes and one- liners, including many Bran |
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Bureaucracy! |
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By the horses names... it's quite a race |
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COUNT DRACULA by Woody Allen |
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Can Foreigners Shrink the Dicks of Africans? |
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Can you tell a cut- throat from a tracheotomist? by |
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Canonical O.J. Simpson Joke List |
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Capt. Janeway vs. Capt. Picard |
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Carefree Glacier Watch organization |
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Cereal marketing gone amok |
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Child Abuse Handbook |
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Chocolate vs Sex text file.. VERY funny... |
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City of Los Angeles Math Proficiency Exam |
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Clean up on aisle 6 |
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Clone of my own |
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Codes for nasty responses - abusive language |
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Cola Alert! Cola wars introduce JOLT- PLUS |
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Collection of FUNNY Headlines |
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Collection of funny stories |
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Collection of funny thoughts |
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Collection of history papers from a freshman colle |
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Collection of jokes |
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Comparing a woman with an automobile |
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Compiled list of Occupation X does it Thusly one |
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Computer Melvins |
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Computer Oriented Personalities |
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Computer definitions |
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Convoluted Phraseology - Buzzwords by the numbers |
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Crash course text file about depression. Good info |
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DOOM iNsAnItY v5.5 By: Hank Leukart. Comedy about |
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Dark vs Light: Some new theories? |
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Dating Do's and Don'ts: A Handy Checklist for the |
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Dave Barry on electricity |
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Dave Barry on the history of the computer |
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Dave Barry's First Rule of Dating |
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Dave Barry's concise history of 1986 |
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Dave Berry on writing |
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Dave Letterman's top- 10 Elf Pickup Lines |
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David Koresh jokes |
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David Letterman Top 10 Lists |
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David Letterman's Top Ten Lists |
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David Letterman's top ten things that a ballerina |
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De Sa is a glue sniffer, who steals from shops to |
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Dead Baby Jokes |
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Dead baby jokes - kinda sick heheheh |
|
Dear Earthling |
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Dear Sysop ... TE's Message To A Control Freak Sysop |
| New users are allowed to use the system in order to determine which billing method they prefer. |
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Definitions of Slang for Fools |
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Definitions of various excrement types |
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Denny's Discrimination Customer Claim form |
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Deteriorata: Why you should give up life |
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Different religious and worldly ways of saying, us |
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Different smiley faces |
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Different views on marriage. Good quotes |
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Disco Can Be Fun 11th Hour Prod. |
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Disorder in the Court |
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Do you know Jack Schitt? |
by kToche |
| For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. |
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Do you know when to lie? |
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Do's and Don'ts of Cultivating and Maintaining a P |
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DogBoy Industries Pet Interface Hardware/Software |
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Doom Excuses - what to tell your boss when you're |
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Doom Insanity (Doom- oriented humor) |
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Dr. Seuss Purity Test |
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Dr. Seuss, Technical Writer |
|
Dream Forge: The e- magazine for your mind, Vol. 1, |
|
Drink till I Die, funny song |
|
EMAIL 101; for those of you who have yet to get wi |
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Emoti- boobies! |
|
Employee review sheet (suitable for all businesses |
|
English as She Is Spoke |
|
Equality for Women in the Workplace / Maternity Leave |
by KAMB |
| A mock legal studies essay... find it amusing but please don't find it offensive, otherwise you may not find it at all. So accept that it's a joke, and anyone that is considering taking it seriously, please refrain from doing so. |
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Ethiopian Jokes |
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Evan's Best Freeloading BBQ Recipes |
|
Excerpts from Martha Stewart's "Prison Life" Magazine |
by Alan Arnold |
| A spoof of Martha Stewart in the form of an excerpt from the magazine that she might write. |
|
Excerpts from the book _Guilt Without Sex_ |
|
Exciting TRUE story of two dumb fucks killed by pi |
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Exerpt from Count Zero, Future of Hacking ? |
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Famous student bloopers ( humour) |
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Feed China with American children |
|
Field manual for a W.A.C. |
|
File about the world's largest Burrito, including |
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File of funny lists |
|
Flaming a guy who works for a tampon marketing thi |
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Foreign objects found in anal canal |
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Four humorous pieces for the humor collection |
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Fred Wood # 2: Designer Genes |
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Freudian review of Seuss' Cat in the Hat |
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Full Metal Pulpit |
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Fun |
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Fun at Hallowe'en, humourous article |
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Funky Humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funnies at the water department hotline |
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Funny & dirty Confucian sayings |
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Funny Discusion About Mouse Balls |
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Funny IRISH Absurdly Obvious Truths |
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Funny Murphy's laws |
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Funny Red Neck Jokes (get this) |
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Funny but real copyright notice from a music compa |
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Funny chain- letter will bring you good sex |
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Funny dream about a Microsoft advertisment |
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Funny file on the chicken and the bureaucrat |
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Funny guppy story |
|
Funny jokes |
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Funny letter to Ladies Home Journal ragging on fem |
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Funny look at what doctors really mean. |
|
Funny one- liners |
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Funny poem about UUCP network |
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Funny retirement policy |
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Funny signs & typos. Very good! |
|
Funny stories |
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Funny stories |
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Funny stories |
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Funny stories |
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Funny story about bricklayers |
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Funny story of Frank Tang about growing mushrooms |
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Funny tale of boy overheard playing with trains |
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Funny things men do |
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Funny ways to answer the phone |
|
George Carlin's list of swearwords file 1 of 2 |
|
George Carlin's list of swearwords file 2 of 2 |
|
Giggly funny |
|
God sues over look and feel |
|
God's Resume |
|
Golf jokes |
|
Good Ideas for Alternative Burials |
by WakingTheDead |
| Tired of being buried? Sick of being burned? Well join me in a short discription of alternative burials! |
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Good Jokes Complied By Me! |
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Good Jokes about yo mama |
|
Great parody of Win95 from alt.2600! |
|
Grouchy Quotes |
|
Guide to Safe Fax |
|
Guidelines for a romantic date |
|
Guitar Tab Nothing Else Matters |
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Guy gets hassled at Taco Bell for a $2 bill |
|
Guyness test |
|
Guys and Jacking Off |
by Jenny |
| Don't you ever wonder if they get sick of slappin da salami? |
|
Hacker's Anthem |
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Hahahahahaha |
|
Handy Phrases for traveling in Moslem areas |
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Happy Fun Ball |
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Harry the Milkman & the Fossil Pigs |
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Head games with yo- self |
|
Herman The compulsive liar - Story outline for a v |
|
Hilarious X- rated Indian joke |
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Hispanic Insults |
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History of Electricity (funny) |
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Hotel maids from hell |
|
How Shit Happens |
| This corporate parable, written by an unknown hand, describes how a proposal that is shit is represented as better and better as it moves up the bureaucracy. |
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How The Internet Works |
by XliMun |
| In this article I try to explain the basic concepts of how the internet works and how it has changed over the years (with a rather irregular use of referring to hampsters). |
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How To Win The Lottery |
by CoDe ErRoR |
| Simple, four-step process guaranteed to win the lottery. |
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How Your Dick is TAXED by the Government |
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How many ___ does it take to screw in a lightbulb |
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How not to care for your disks |
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How the world would be different if we were only 99.9% accurate |
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How to Hijack a School Bus |
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How to Take a Crap |
by x3D |
| DO NOT TRY THIS WITHOUT SUPERVISION. YOU MAY BLACK OUT! |
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How to Write Good |
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How to argue effectively |
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How to be God |
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How to be a qool dood! |
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How to be annoying... |
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How to be elite |
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How to become Satan in 30 days |
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How to choose a Handle |
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How to get out of a blind date |
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How to lose friends and annoy people |
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How to make a blood box. This is FUNNY! |
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How to sabotage the Dave Rhodes chain letter |
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How to talk a hacker into bed |
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How to tell fellow employees to FUCK OFF in a poli |
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How to tell if technology is taking over your life |
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Humor: How to tell if you are a BBS addict |
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Humorous List of Viruses |
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Humour form Dave Barry on medical care |
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Humour from Dave Barry on IRS |
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Humourous Hands Off sign for your Computer Equip |
|
Hundreds of euphemisms for the female reproductive |
|
Hundreds of euphemisms for the male reproductive o |
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I Am A BAD American |
by George Carlin |
| I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary, with a bad comb-over, who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. |
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I can see the fnords! |
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I wanna be a builder when I grow up |
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I've Been Married Nine Times (a bit suggestive) |
|
IBM Base Register Concepts |
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IBM DOS Virus: AMOEBA - This is a memory resident |
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IBM DOS Virus: BURGER - For the most part these ar |
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IBM DOS Virus: COPYRIGH - These are memory residen |
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IBM DOS Virus: GENESIS - Genesis is a direct- actin |
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IBM DOS Virus: PROBLEM [TESTED] |
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IBM DOS Virus: WHALE - Whale is a very complex vir |
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Idea for a politically- incorrect county fair |
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Idiotic Science - a perversely- amusing look at v |
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Idol Worship! When you hear the calling and find y |
|
If Operating Systems Were Airlines |
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If operating systems ran airplanes... |
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If operating systems ran your car... |
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If you like small animals DO NOT READ THIS! EXTRE |
|
Illuminati University theme song |
|
Impure mathematics Math parody HUMOR |
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In The Beginning... (funny) |
|
In the beginning there was the computer. And God s |
|
Ineffective Daily Affirmations |
| As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath... |
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Information on Luding |
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Instruction Manual for the Cray 7 |
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Interesting text on top 10 ways you know the Easte |
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Introducing your new god... |
|
Iraq jokes |
|
Is madness really bad? |
|
JaberStocky (Jabberwocky on Wall Street) |
|
Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS |
|
Jerky Boyz Transcripts compiled by Shardik of 0str |
|
Jerusalem on the Jukebox - a satirical song. |
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Jesus = Elvis? Ponder these coincidences... |
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Joe Bob Briggs on Genetic Engineering |
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Jokes about Jeffrey Dahmer, with Pee- Wee Herman an |
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Jokes beginning with I |
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Jokes beginning with O |
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Jokes beginning with Q |
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Jokes collected over time More Jokes Yet even more |
|
Jokes of the day |
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Jokes of the day #2 |
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Jokes of the day #3 (more to come)... |
|
Joys of the VI editor |
|
Just My Luck |
| Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms
marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's
true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom
personality... |
|
Just a few famous Norm Peterson lines |
|
Just bizarre. |
|
Just some jokes about doing stuff to your roommate |
|
Kentucky Fried Chicken Hoax |
| First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue. It's not. The reason why they call it KFC is because they cannot use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens... |
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Kill Wesley |
|
King's I Have a Dream speech in jive |
|
Latin Phrases & English Counterparts |
|
Lawn fertilization chain letter |
|
Laws of cartoonland |
|
Lawyer jokes |
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Lawyer jokes |
|
Lawyer jokes |
|
Letter from Gulf Breeze lawyer |
|
Life 2.4 |
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Life 5.C |
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Life 5.E |
|
Light bulb jokes |
|
Lightbulb jokes |
|
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address |
|
Loads of new messages for answering machine phones |
|
Lose weight with the infant's diet |
|
Lots and lots of jokes |
|
Lots and lots of jokes, ranging from blond jokes t |
|
Lots of dead baby jokes. Nice and tasteless |
|
Lots of things to do when you're b0red |
|
MEGA Blonde Jokes! |
|
Macintosh 128k vs a Brick |
|
Major Technological Breakthrough!!! Announcing the new Built- in |
|
Making Modern Horror Flicks at Home |
|
Making fun of OJ to the tune of Green Eggs and Ham |
|
Male menstruation |
|
Man wants to model condoms |
|
Managerese <- > Engineerese translator |
|
Many different types of farts |
|
Many fun things to do to a twinkie! |
|
Many funny top 10 lists |
|
Many more assorted jokes |
|
Many more blond jokes. Don't be offended it's inte |
|
Marijuana Monologues |
by Jim Taugher |
| There is a stand-up comedy show schedualed for January 23rd 2003 in Madison, Wisconsin that takes a High-larious look at Marijuana. |
|
Marketing the HAL9000 computer |
|
Martina Navratilova's top 10 uses for a tennis rac |
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Marvin, the Paranoid Android |
|
Materials Safety Data Sheet on Men |
|
Medieval funny stories |
|
Meet the Schitt Family |
|
Meihem in ce klasrum |
|
Mein Kampf |
| You wake up after a night full of dreaming. Odd, that. You rarely dreamed
before. Odd dreams, too. Not particularly weird, but very active, about
odd things. Strangely lucid dreams, too, the sort that kind of blend into
awakening; they become more lucid as you go, until you realize you're awake
and thinking instead of dreaming, though the subject matter hasn't changed.
Could be the transition. Or maybe more likely just emotional turmoil. No
guts to say for sure. You get up and move without awareness into the
washroom. |
|
Memetics Engineer |
|
Men have organized to attempt to stop penis severi |
|
Microsoft and the church! Funny! |
|
Microsoft plans to buy the Catholic Church |
|
Mike's Madness #10: A bit about Chess etc. |
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Mike's Madness #11: Special Release Issue |
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Mike's Madness #12: Graham Chapman etc. |
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Mike's Madness #13: In the Wild with 'arry |
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Mike's Madness #14: Scumbag Computer Store |
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Mike's Madness #15: The Apple IIgs: A Turd |
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Mike's Madness #16: Federal Judges etc. |
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Mike's Madness #17: COPS etc. |
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Mike's Madness #18: Song for urologists etc |
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Mike's Madness #19 |
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Mike's Madness #1: Term Project |
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Mike's Madness #20 |
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Mike's Madness #21 |
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Mike's Madness #22 |
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Mike's Madness #23 |
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Mike's Madness #24 |
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Mike's Madness #25 |
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Mike's Madness #26 |
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Mike's Madness #2: Guide to Cable TV |
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Mike's Madness #3: The Loadie Test |
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Mike's Madness #4: The Modern World |
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Mike's Madness #5: Trip to Australia |
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Mike's Madness #6: A fable etc. |
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Mike's Madness #7: The Adolf Hitler Show |
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Mike's Madness #8: KZAP 98.5 Sacramento |
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Mike's Madness #9: Dark Side of the Moon |
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Misery Is... |
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More Jokes |
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More Jokes |
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More Jokes |
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More flag- licking satire |
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More funny stuff |
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More jokes |
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More of Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS |
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More on real programmers |
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More than 100 genuine slang terms for male genital |
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More top ten lists from Late Night with David L |
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Mountie UFO witness silenced |
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Murphy's Law - pretty funny |
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Murphy's Laws of Combat |
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Murphy's Laws of Hacking |
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Murphy's Laws on Sex |
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Murphy's Laws on just about everything |
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Murphy's cousin Finagle & his scientific theory |
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Murphy's laws of combat |
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My Girlfriend's Little Sister |
by Satans Handicapped Helper |
| This is definately the best advice you will ever get! |
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NetWit Vol.2 #27 |
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NetWit Vol.2 #28 |
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NetWit Vol.2 #29 |
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NetWit Vol.2 #30 |
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NetWit Vol.2 #31 |
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NetWit Vol.2 #32 |
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NetWit Vol.2 #33 |
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NetWit volume 2 #1 |
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NetWit volume 2 #2 |
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NetWit volume 2 #3 |
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Netwit Vol. 2 #12 |
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Netwit Vol. 2 #13 |
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New Hampshire/MA residency applications |
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New Penis Taxation Schedule (humour) |
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New product: Microsoft Litigation '95 |
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New uses for the U.S. flag |
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New warnings for packages |
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News article about an April Fool's joke |
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News quirks of the day |
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Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids |
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Nike's new slogan |
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Norton Mind Doctor |
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Numerous assorted jokes |
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Nutworks V1N1 |
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Nutworks V1N2 |
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OJ Simpson jokes |
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Obnoxious questionniare for public servants |
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Obscene employee evaluation form |
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On Farting |
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On Mulroney |
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On- line addicts |
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One Liners - (That say it all) |
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One OS to Bring Them All... |
| Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC... |
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One of the fringe benefits of being an English or |
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Opening lines |
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Operating systems compared to beer! funny! |
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Operation Vowel Storm, in Bosnia |
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Over 100 lawyer jokes |
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Overview of Intel's new Pentium processor |
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Oxygen: a dangerous drug which must be banned. |
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Pachydermic Personnel Prediction |
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Paramedics from Hell 1 |
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Paramedics from Hell 12 (reader discretion advised |
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Paramedics from Hell 15 |
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Paramedics from Hell 16 |
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Paramedics from Hell 17 |
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Paramedics from Hell 18 |
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Paramedics from Hell 19 |
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Paramedics from Hell 20 |
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Paramedics from Hell 3 |
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Paramedics from Hell 4 |
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Paramedics from Hell 5 and 1/2 |
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Paramedics from Hell 6 |
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Paramedics from Hell 7 |
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Paramedics from Hell 8 |
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Paranoid is a fictional semi- humorous story I wrot |
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Parody on 'Twas the Night Before Xmas' |
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Parody on wiccan laws |
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Part Marks |
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Pepsi Degeneration |
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Pindor - Comments on the Symbol Grounding Problem |
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Pipefitter news |
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Poem: 'Twas The Night Before Beta Test |
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Political Cows |
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Pooh Goes Apeshit! |
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Post- modern David Lettermanism, etc. |
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Potato Bazooka Humor from Dave Barry |
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Presidents Say The Darnest Things |
by President George W. Bush |
| George W. Bush is so stupid he has a page all to himself, here are some of the stupid things he's said. |
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Problems, Faults, and Solutions for beer drinkers |
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Proof of TOTSE's Affiliation with the UADW, CDE, IGAUD |
by The Good Reverend Gaylord |
| The Good Reverend Gaylord has proof that the Temple of the Spinning Electron is affiliated with the United Association of Devil Worship, the Center for the Destruction of the Earth, and the International Group for the Advancement of Urine Drinkers. |
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Proposed new tax for your pecker |
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Pun Stuff. A collection of really bad (and therefo |
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Purity Test, 100 questions |
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Purity test |
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Put these on your answering machine. |
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Questions to ask yourself based on your astrologic |
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Quotable quotes |
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Quotes from Yogi Berra |
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Quotes from the Minds of the Missing |
by Marc Eriksen |
| These are quotes and free thoughts that i've written over the past couple years, some written during depression, some written during anarchy moments. |
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Random Access Humor - Dec. 1994 (Text Version) |
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Random Access Humor - Nov. 1994 (Text Version) |
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Random Access Humor - Oct. 1994 (Text Version) |
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Random Access Humor Apr/93 |
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Random Access Humor Apr/94 |
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Random Access Humor Aug/93 |
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Random Access Humor Dec/93 |
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Random Access Humor Feb/93 |
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Random Access Humor Feb/94 |
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Random Access Humor Jan/93 |
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Random Access Humor Jan/94 |
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Random Access Humor Jan/95 |
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Random Access Humor Jul/93 |
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Random Access Humor Jun/93 |
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Random Access Humor Jun/94 |
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Random Access Humor Mar/93 |
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Random Access Humor Mar/94 |
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Random Access Humor May/93 |
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Random Access Humor May/94 |
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Random Access Humor Nov/93 |
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Random Access Humor Oct/93 |
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Random Access Humor Sep/93 |
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Random Access Humor Sep/94 |
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Random Access Humour Vol.0 #0 |
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Ray tracing Jell- O - from Pixar |
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Real Engineers |
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Real names of pro wrestlers |
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Really inane stuff! Funny as hell |
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Redhead jokes |
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Ridiculous Instruction Set Computer |
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Road Pizza |
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Rocky Horror Picture Show script |
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Rodney Dangerfield jokes |
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Royal Canadian Air Farce's Throne Speech |
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Rules for being Male |
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Rules of the house (female) |
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Rush job calendar |
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SOME FUNNY UP TO DAY INFO ON AIDS |
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SPEND.MONEY.FAST! (Satire) |
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Sam Clam's Disco |
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Sarcastic prose on methods of bureacracies |
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SatanTrek: The Dying Generation |
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Sayings For National Comdom Week |
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School of flames |
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Selected UseNet jokes of the day #1 |
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Selection of top- ten lists from Late Nite With Da |
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Seminars for Women (an answer to Seminars for Men |
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Sewage plant employee at a bar after work |
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Sex life of an electron |
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Sexual Harassment Consent form |
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Short, slightly naughty joke |
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ShortWave Listening Guide |
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Sick Jeffrey Dahlmer jokes |
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Sick, disgusting story about a bar bet |
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Silly book titles that will leave you rolling on t |
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Simple, the most trivial programming language |
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Sketch about 'Green' products from Dave Letterman |
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Sleep Deprivation Experiments |
by Lucas Pereira |
| In the course of my studies at Berkeley, I have been able to conduct several of my own sleep deprivation experiments. I collected the most data in Spring of 1994, when I took cs150 and cs184 at the same time. Here is a brief summary of my findings on the different methods of sleep management and deprivation: |
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So you think you're smart? |
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Some assembly language opcodes |
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Some fortune cookie sayings |
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Some funny things about marriage |
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Some jokes out of the humor SIG of a BBS in Califo |
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Some pretty kewl jokez.... |
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Some screwy languages |
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Some unlikely College Courses |
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Some very specialized emergency cards. |
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Some wacky additions to the RS- 232 serial standard |
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Sonny Bono Jokes |
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Sorority Girls (lesbian) |
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Southern slang descriptions funny |
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Special Delivery |
by Reed Ackerman |
| No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask? |
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Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) |
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Squirrel |
| I hate to run over animals, and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for the impact. |
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Stage jokes, from orchestra pits to stage crew |
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Steven Wright text from standup performance |
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Story on Jake Baker - He got arrested for posting |
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Stress relief kit. VERY good way to relieve stres |
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Student screw- ups |
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Stuff to say to make you look smart |
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Style of the Pascal vs. the C Programmer |
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Summary of the World's Religions (joke) |
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Swearing in French |
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Swedish Chef makes Popcorn Chicken. Funny |
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Sysops' and Programmers' Excuses |
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Tae Kim, Paramedic from Hell, at 3AM on the highwa |
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Take the Kurt Test! (a posthumous, tasteless Coba |
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Tale (mf) |
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Tan All |
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Tanya Harding advertisment, promoting her business |
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Teleplay for episode 32 of FRAGGLE ROCK |
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Ten excuses given to policemen |
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Ten ways to spot a computer expert |
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Tequila: Leave Shyness Behind |
| Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? |
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Terror Bears |
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Test of Pervertiosism |
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Text file on Operating Systems: If Operating Syst |
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Text on Cartoon Physics |
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Text on various farts |
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That goddamn snow! A Maine transplant's evolving |
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The 1950's Wife - from a 1950's Home Economics tex |
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The 1989 ACLU Follies (a musical play by the ACLU) |
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The 1st edition of the RAT MANUAL (1990) |
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The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army |
by SGT Shawn Stanford |
| Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowedto do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. |
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The Absolute Laws to Live By |
| Rules that secretly govern your life. |
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The Amish File |
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The Ballad of Andrew Prichard by D. Nite |
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The Beer Blues by Sir Death |
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The Best Method of Circumcision |
by Bob |
| Circumcision is a choice parents of boys in the United States (but no where else) are presented with shortly after birth. This article attempts to explain the different types of circumcision parents can choose to have performed on their doctor and the health benefits and risks that come with each. |
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The Bud Calendar of 1990. Drink! |
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The Conspiracy Surrounding Bread |
by Loyal Limpet |
| The excess money that is skimmed off from these bread sales, is going to create a new super weapon. I believe this weapon will come in the form of a giant fish. |
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The Cypherpunks - Heaven's Gate - Solar Temple - W |
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The Dissident |
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The Elite Commandments - very amusing! |
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The File with No Name! |
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The Fraternity- English Dictionary |
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The Incredible, Amazing, OK, Rather Good, Nice To |
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The Interview |
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The Italian who went to Detroit |
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The Jewish File |
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The Joke of Silicon Valley |
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The King Lives! |
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The Linux |
| Someone has taken the entire text of Dr. Seuss's 'The Lorax' and re-written it as 'The Linux'. Very funny, even funnier if you know the original, hope you enjoy this as much as me. |
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The Moon is a Communist Conspiracy |
by No More Moons |
| The moon is a conspiracy... AND ONLY I KNOW!!! |
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The Mormon File |
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The Natural Life Cycle of Mailing Lists |
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The OS Virtual Universe |
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The Physical Apperance of Intelligent Aliens |
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The Programmer's Dictionary |
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The Pros and Cons of Death |
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The Purity Test |
| How pure are you? |
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The REAL differences between men and women |
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The Safest Sex |
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The School Bus Conspiracy |
by No More Moons? |
| The end of the Cold War started Global Warming. |
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The Secret Real Estate Code |
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The Shit List |
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The SysAdmin's Guide to Pricing Help (Humor) |
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The Tao of Programming |
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The Tao of Programming |
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The Taping rag file |
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The Top 10 last things a man would ever say |
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The Top 10 last things a woman would ever say |
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The Top Ten Warning Labels That Should Be On Alcohol Bottles |
by Andrew Waholek |
| Due to increasing products liability Litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be considered to be placed immediately on all booze bottles. |
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The Trials and Tribulations of The King of Fah |
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The Ultimate Flame |
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The Unofficial Smilie Face Glossary |
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The Unoficial Smilie Dictionary |
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The VAXorcist. Very funny. |
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The Worm Before Christmas |
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The adventures of the Shroom Tracker #1 |
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The arabian spy joke |
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The book of Quux from the Gospel of Lisp |
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The brilliance of Apple Computers |
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The canonical aviation jokes list |
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The collected sayings of Norm Peterson, from Cheer |
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The complete guide to ASCII cows |
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The complete guide to ASCII cows. Very extensive! |
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The convoluded ravings of an unhinged individual o |
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The crap list (newest version) VERY funny |
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The day Bell died |
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The differences between men and women |
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The dog named Jesus joke |
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The end of Brenda Walsh (or, what has Brandon gott |
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The first creation |
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The history of England as related in an alcoholic |
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The horrible practice of flag- licking |
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The latest and Greatest jokes off fido... strat y |
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The letter from Bush that Saddam refused |
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The many uses of what may become the most common w |
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The new Christian Religion: XDOS 7.0 |
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The official Surrealism Test/Multiple choice versi |
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The official surrealist test. To be taken in a bat |
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The real reason you're so tired... |
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The recent tragic death of Sonny Bono and death of Michael Kenne |
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The robots are after me! |
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The rules of the house (male) |
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The script to Airplane |
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The tragic death of Madonna |
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The unisex, omnisexual purity test |
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The unisex, omnisexual, purity test version 4.00 |
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The various types of users on a system (funny) |
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Things that will make you say what? |
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Things to do when you're in a bad mood |
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This file will tell you if you have been playing t |
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Thoughts on the science of Onanism, a humourous ad |
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Three sick jokes |
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Through Being Cool, a Play in One Act |
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Tiny Particle Derby by Dave Berry |
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Tips on how to take notes ( humour ) |
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To my Loving Wife |
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To pee or not to pee |
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Today's safety tip |
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Tom Swifties (punny comments) |
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Tongue Twisters |
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Tongue- in- cheek rebuttal to the Dave Rhodes chain |
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Too much soap in London. Hillarious |
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Top 10 Things Overheard When a Klingon is on Your |
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Top 10 songs that would have been better than Sta |
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Top 10 virus jokes |
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Top Ten Things that would happen if Microsoft buil |
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Top Ten goes to college |
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Toxic Shock Fetus File |
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Truly tasteless, dirty, racial, crude, nasty, revo |
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Twisted reality |
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Two more ST:Voyager/Gilligan's Island theme song p |
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Types of Kisses |
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Types of SO's |
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UNIX A Tool of the Devil |
| It had a picture of a small, devilish looking creature that has for quite some time now been associated with a certain operating system. In this particular representation, the creature was wearing sneakers. |
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Understanding Your Dick |
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Understanding office hierarchy |
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Undocumented 8088/8086 instruction set |
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Unofficial smiley face dictionary :- ) |
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Useful conversions |
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VERY funny signs found in foreign hotels and resta |
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Very funny joke about Microsoft done in code form |
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Volume 2, parts 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 of NetWit |
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Voodoo for Windows |
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WHY?!? - Drug- induced weirdness |
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Washington State Lawyer Hunting Laws |
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Wauism: The Friendliest Religion |
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Ways to say things in writing |
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Wet Dream (bizarre) |
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What computer salesmen REALLY mean - a glossary |
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What happens when a jew is converted to catholicis |
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What happens when you confuse a photographer with |
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What happens when you kill a bird so big the FAA h |
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What happens when you run out of butwipe and your |
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What happens with a modem is used to much |
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What language is right for you? Or, shooting your |
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What no woman wants to see in a man's apartment |
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What to do with your Disk Drive |
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What's a lub- dubbs? |
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When, in the course of human events, it becomes ne |
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Whites are Good, it's True! |
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Who's on first? comedy routine |
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Whole whack o' licence plates |
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Why Beer is Better than Men |
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Why Beer is Better than Women |
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Why Bicycles are Better than Women |
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Why Bill Gates is the devil in Revelations |
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Why Calculus Sucks |
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Why Cucumbers are Better than Men |
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Why I Fired My Secretary! |
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Why I can't go on a date with you |
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Why I prefer Text Files |
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Why Softball Is Better Than Sex |
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Why Women are better than beer |
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Why Worry? |
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Why reality ain't |
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Why you won't get a day off |
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Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme Co. court case. Hillarious |
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Will Win95 live long and phosphor? |
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Words for tits |
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Words not heard on Television |
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Worlds Greatest Light Bulb Joke |
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Xmas Poem for Computer types |
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Yet another trip to the Land of Else #3 |
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You Hit Me Babe |
| A Duet for Sonny Bono and a Tree. |
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You Might Be a Redneck if... |
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You know it's a bad day when.... |
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You know you a Ho when... |
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You know you are in deep trouble when... |
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You know you are whacked when... |
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You know you're living in the Bay Area when... |
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You know you've been hacking too long when... |
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You might be from Tehachipi if... |
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You think - you've- got problems? Here's a REAL ha |
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You're Between A Boomer and a Gen- X'er If: |
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Your favourite colour can indicate your sexual lea |
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Your friendly Town Bank ... |
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[00] (vDate) |
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a drinking song |
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a humerous play on words. |
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a thread of messages describing a newe game.. FUNN |
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alt.fan.lemur FAQ |
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jokes of the day |
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jokes of the day |
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jokes of the day |
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jokes of the day |
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real software engineers ( humour ) |
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santa compared to sysop ( humour 0 |