The slightly less retarded thread

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  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Since totse was suspended I haven't filled my bitching quota today.

    What the FUCK is up with the name? Fuck you muffins, you blueberry bastard, fuck you. :mad:
  • fractalsfractals Regular
    edited July 2010
    lol juggalo
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Just stopping by, Struttin Dat Ass all over this thread.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    wow someone spoke of my awesomeness in a tag for this thread. the tag about fractals is also correct...
  • edited July 2010
    Got to be honest, I like the name Retarded Thread better.
  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    Who the fuck sticky'd this?
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    The Celebration of the Lizard King

    Lions in the street and roaming
    Dogs in heat, rabid, foaming
    A beast caged in the heart of a city
    The body of his mother
    Rotting in the summer ground.
    He fled the town.
    He went down South
    And crossed the border
    Left the chaos & disorder
    Back there
    Over his shoulder.
    One morning he awoke in a green hotel
    With a strange creature groaning beside him.
    Sweat oozed from its shiny skin.
    Is everybody in?
    Is everybody in?
    Is everybody in?
    The ceremony is about to begin.
    Wake up!
    You can't remember where it was.
    Had this dream stopped?
    The snake was pale gold glazed & shrunken.
    We were afraid to touch it.
    The sheets were hot dead prisons.
    And she was beside me, old,
    She's, no; young.
    Her dark red hair.
    The white soft skin.
    Now, run to the mirror in the bathroom,
    Look!
    She's coming in here.
    I can't live through each slow century
    Of her moving.
    I let my cheek slide down
    The cool smooth tile
    Feel the good cold stinging blood.
    The smooth hissing snakes
    Of rain...

    Once I had a little game
    I liked to crawl back in my brain
    I think you know the game I mean
    I mean the game called "Go Insane"
    Now you should try this little game
    Just close your eyes forget your name
    Forget the world, forget the people
    And we'll erect a different steeple.
    This little game is fun to do.
    Just close your eyes, no way to lose
    And I'm right here, I'm going too
    Release control, we're breaking through

    Way back deep into the brain
    Way back past the realm of pain
    Back where there's never any rain
    And the rain falls gently on the town
    And over the heads of all of us
    And in the labyrinth of streams beneath
    Quiet unearthly presence of
    Nervous hill dwellers in the gentle hills around
    Reptiles abounding
    Fossils, caves, cool air heights
    Each house repeats a mold
    Windows rolled
    A beast car locked in against morning
    All now sleeping
    Rugs silent, mirrors vacant
    Dust blind under the beds of lawful couples
    Wound in sheets
    And daughters, smug with semen
    Eyes in their nipples
    Wait! There's been a slaughter here
    Don't stop to speak or look around
    Your gloves and fan are on the ground
    We're getting out of town
    We're going on the run
    And you're the one I want to come!

    Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun
    Nothing left to do but run, run, run
    Let's run, let's run
    House upon the hill, moon is lying still
    Shadows of the trees witnessing the wild breeze
    Come on, baby, run with me
    Let's run
    Run with me, run with me, run with me
    Let's run
    The mansion is warm at the top of the hill
    Rich are the rooms and the comforts there
    Red are the arms of luxuriant chairs
    And you won't know a thing till you get inside
    Dead president's corpse in the driver's car
    The engine runs on glue and tar
    Come on along, not going very far
    To the east to meet the Czar
    Run with me, run with me, run with me
    Let's run
    Some outlaws live by the side of a lake
    The minister's daughter's in love with the snake
    Who lives in a well by the side of the road
    Wake up, girl! We're almost home
    Sun, sun, sun
    Burn, burn, burn
    Moon, moon, moon
    I will get you soon...soon...soon
    I am the Lizard King
    I can do anything

    We came down the rivers and highways
    We came down from forests and falls
    We came down from Carson and Springfield
    We came down from Phoenix enthralled
    And I can tell you the names of the kingdoms
    I can tell you the things that you know
    Listening for a fistful of silence
    Climbing valleys into the shade

    For seven years I dwelt in the loose palace of exile
    Playing strange games with the girls of the island
    Now I have come again to the land of the fair
    And the strong and the wise
    Brothers and sisters of the pale forest
    Children of night
    Who among you will run with the hunt?
    Now night arrives with her purple legion
    Retire now to your tents and to your dreams
    Tomorrow we enter the town of my birth
    I want to be ready.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    TLV wrote: »
    Who the fuck sticky'd this?

    Haters gonna hate.

    4J stickied it.

    Dammit, erorr, quit being level headed and the voice of reason. :mad:
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    it was called the retarded sperm thread. Plus on zoklet mike always changed this thread up into whatever.


    It's not like this is a permanent name

    mike fucking ruined nfhc. it's a bastion of mediocrity.
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited July 2010
    the zombies ftw
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    mike fucking ruined nfhc. it's a bastion of mediocrity.

    THIS. I don't really like mike anymore. I bet the only reason he doesn't post over here is because he's not a mod. He threatens to walk out on his moderation, yet he hangs onto it like it would crush him if he got demodded. How many times did he say he'd leave for usertitles?

    Mike's a nigger :mad:
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Bahaha, so there is, as of now, some girl (a near 10/10 I might add) walking around Ottawa thinking that I'm a legit rapper... and I told her to check out my show tomorrow night.

    Me and my buddy were high as FUCK and saw this sexy-as-all-fuck girl walking down the street. We started talking to her, eventually told her that I'm a rapper and that my buddy is my beatbox/MC or whatever the fuck you call it.

    I threw down this Mad Conductor verse I memorized and she was fucking blown away. Ahahaha so fucking impressed by that shit even though it was mostly just me rambling stoned with James attempting some beatboxing. Then told her we got our first big show tomorrow night at some bar, and she could get in free with the password "I am Blind Jim" ahaha

    James didn't even get her number.:facepalm:

    Well, neither did I, but it's different.:facepalm::facepalm:

    Damn I love IRL trolling people. I live for this shit.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    You should have tapped that.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    Shoulda, coulda, wouldn'ta

    Probably woulda though, really
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    lol, so I guess I'm a mod now. lol, cult of mac.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm just going to give a preemptive "fuck off" to all the haters.

    God, 4J or f_b, PLEASE change the name back now that muffins is gone.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    THE RETARDED THREAD

    get it?
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    I fucking hate it when my mom makes the ice cubes too big to fit in my bong. Dammit bitch, learn to make ice:mad:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    I fucking hate it when my mom makes the ice cubes too big to fit in my bong. Dammit bitch, learn to make ice:mad:

    Use a hammer, nignog. Also, don't give me a hard time in CoM.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited July 2010
    *insert pic of random the simpsons episode when someone tells zeus he used to be cool*

    somebody please tell me they know what im talking about, this image just popped into my head when i read 1337s post...
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    I'm just going to give a preemptive "fuck off" to all the haters.

    God, 4J or f_b, PLEASE change the name back now that muffins is gone.

    yes, pl0x change it back to TRT.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    So guys, when are we going to raid that gay ass Mac forum?:mad:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    If you read the moderation guide, I'm pretty sure they look down on posting nonsense in this thread.

    To be completely honest, I'll chop your balls off and kill you if you fuck around with me.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    If you read the moderation guide, I'm pretty sure they look down on posting nonsense in this thread.

    To be completely honest, I'll chop your balls off and kill you if you fuck around with me.

    ^I thought we weren't allowed to post nonsense?:confused:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    ^I thought we weren't allowed to post nonsense?:confused:

    ^Useless use of caret symbol, :mad:
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    ^useless use of caret symbol, :mad:
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  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    If anyone fucking acts up in this thread I swear to god man. Me , 1337 , and bunghole are gonna fucking back trace the shit out of all of you.

    Stop looking at my IP.:mad:
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    Stop looking at my IP.:mad:

    I wish you'd post in my forum so I can look it up. :o

    Shit man, making honey oil turned out to be a huge waste. I put about a quarter through, and I'm already done with the honey oil that I got from it. I'm just going to use the "spent" weed and make some cannibutter, so hopefully it won't be as big a loss.

    I'm back to using the gravity bong for a while.
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited July 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    I wish you'd post in my forum so I can look it up. :o

    Shit man, making honey oil turned out to be a huge waste. I put about a quarter through, and I'm already done with the honey oil that I got from it. I'm just going to use the "spent" weed and make some cannibutter, so hopefully it won't be as big a loss.

    I'm back to using the gravity bong for a while.

    If you didn't get more bang for your buck, or more zoot for your zoo, you either:

    A) R DOIN IT RONG
    B) Still have alot more cannabinoids that can be extracted

    You do realize the volume of solvent required for butane extractions, right? A quarter is gonna take atleast one liter of compressed liquid butane to extract by the conventional butane extraction methods. That's the huge draw back to BHO. Huge amounts of expensive, dangerous, hard to handle solvent.

    I seriously use two whole liters of butane for a whole quarter ounce. Then I do iso rinses, and get a bunch more.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited July 2010
    BungHole wrote: »
    If you didn't get more bang for your buck, or more zoot for your zoo, you either:

    A) R DOIN IT RONG
    B) Still have alot more cannabinoids that can be extracted

    You do realize the volume of solvent required for butane extractions, right? A quarter is gonna take atleast one liter of compressed liquid butane to extract by the conventional butane extraction methods. That's the huge draw back to BHO. Huge amounts of expensive, dangerous, hard to handle solvent.

    I seriously use two whole liters of butane for a whole quarter ounce. Then I do iso rinses, and get a bunch more.

    I did it rite, you'll just have to trust me. I'm out of butane for the moment, so I'm just going to assume I didn't extract enough, hence the cannibutter.

    That BHO was so awesome, my vapor curve is dripping in delicious hash oil that condensed at the crook.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Fucking mods, gtfo my thread
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    lol, blunt is left out of the cool club. It's because he's canadian.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    thats racist
  • BungHoleBungHole Regular
    edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    thats racist

    wut r u talkin ayboot?
  • edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    thats racist

    Technically you are of the Caucasian race, but of French-Canadian origin. You should have said that is elitist.
  • edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    I fucking hate it when my mom makes the ice cubes too big to fit in my bong. Dammit bitch, learn to make ice:mad:

    LOL. I hate it when my mom twists a pinner d00b and it burns up in 30 seconds. :o
  • edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    Fucking mods, gtfo my thread

    Do I have to get out now? :(
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Do I have to get out now? :(

    Kindly do:mad:

    And I know you didn't just call me FRENCH!:mad::mad::mad:
  • edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    Kindly do:mad:

    And I know you didn't just call me FRENCH!:mad::mad::mad:

    6a00c22521073e8e1d00fad695b6260005-500pi

    I guess Canadians ARE a different race ...

    Brb, ima go noose myself
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    ta gueule
  • edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    ta gueule

    Which one of us?
  • edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    Canadians are just french pussies lost in the woods and left to toughen up.

    This. :o:o:o:o
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Which one of us?

    chacun d'entre vous devrais fermez tes bouches
    Erorr wrote: »
    Canadians are just french pussies lost in the woods and left to toughen up.

    Ca c'est rien d'autre qu'un blague, connard

    poutine
  • edited August 2010
    mr.blunt wrote: »
    chacun d'entre vous devrais fermez tes bouches



    Ca c'est rien d'autre qu'un blague, connard

    poutine

    I can't understand that Frenchy talk (I don't have access to a dictionary now) but fuck all you no good hygeine lackin Eurotrash piles
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    AMERlCA, FUCK YEAH.

    lol, canada.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    I HEARD YA'LL HAVE FRENCH FRIES AND GRAVY!


    mhmmmmmmm gravy

    Don't forget the cheese curds. Delicious, delicious cheese curds.
    I can't understand that Frenchy talk (I don't have access to a dictionary now) but fuck all you no good hygeine lackin Eurotrash piles

    Allow me to translate.

    Ta gueule = A pretty offensive way to say "shut up". English equivalent would be "shut your fucking mouth", IMO

    chacun d'entre vous devrais fermez tes bouches = You should all shut your mouths.

    Ca c'est rien d'autre qu'un blague, connard = Nothing more than a shitty joke, motherfucker

    poutine = poutine
  • edited August 2010
    Erorr wrote: »
    GOOGLE MOTHERFUCKER , DO YOU USE IT !?



    lol

    Thought about saying "too lazy to look it up" but I was too lazy to say that.
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    For the first time ever, there are more mods posting in TRT than regulars.

    Also, I think it's funny that the retard crew got modded.
  • mr.bluntmr.blunt Regular
    edited August 2010
    Yeah what were they thinking?
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