You'd be surprised at how fuckin vanilla some people are.
One day with your friends just openly ask "so who would eat their girl out on her period?"
You will mostly be met by disgusted and confused faces.
This is why I don't talk about pretty much any of my sexual habits with my friends. It's too annoying to have to defend myself after saying something like "yeah, well I love fucking girls on their period."
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Which is why it is easier to say on totse because most of the people if not all wont know who you are. But yeah TruthWielder I agree with you on that one bust sometimes that question needs to be asked.
lol basic anatomy? Guys don't do that. Guys are simple and clean.
We have just one hole - for sperm and piss. We don't need to wipe after pissing because there's no mess. Our assholes are lightyears away from our dicks as well.
lol what the fuck? No I've never heard of a P-spot and I've never heard of incontinence. But since you're saying that's what happen when you get old - obviously that's not what I'm talking about, and you know it.
I think I'll let people wipe my arse, but I'll start jerking off while they do to make it worse than it has to be for them.
Also, I'll hold back some of my shit and pretend that I'm done, then when they go to wipe I will continue to shit in their hand.
Being old will be fun.
Damn dude that is gross but still epic. The best part is I have an x and a current gf that are CNA's and if the old people are rubbin one out you cant stop them and you have to stay with them so you know there ok till they finish. HAHAHA being old will be epic.
Dude that's awesome. I'm going to rethink my suicide plan. I will now masturbate while looking deeply into the eyes of some fresh, young nurse and tell her how my life has been long and depressing, and how I often longed to fade far away and quite forget what thou amongst the leaves hast never known. And then cum while still looking at her.
Dude that's awesome. I'm going to rethink my suicide plan. I will now masturbate while looking deeply into the eyes of some fresh, young nurse and tell her how my life has been long and depressing, and how I often longed to fade far away and quite forget what thou amongst the leaves hast never known. And then cum while still looking at her.
Keep in mind though my x was a hot ass nurse my current is alright but I have seen some nasty looking nurses out there so be prepared to have to be stuck jacking off around some uggos.
This thread has pointed out that there are a lot of days in a month where disgusting shit is happening in a vagina, however other than a couple of occasions where it tasted metallic and the one time I was with this chick all day long in 35 degrees celcius heat and she had a sort of filthy honey shit going on , I havnt had many bad experiences. Women are Preety clean, well the ones Iv gone for ( and Iv taken down some filthy whores) example: sticking fingers, cock in chicks asses it's never come out brown or shity!!!
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You'd be surprised at how fuckin vanilla some people are.
One day with your friends just openly ask "so who would eat their girl out on her period?"
You will mostly be met by disgusted and confused faces.
This all the way
This is why I don't talk about pretty much any of my sexual habits with my friends. It's too annoying to have to defend myself after saying something like "yeah, well I love fucking girls on their period."
Which is why it is easier to say on totse because most of the people if not all wont know who you are. But yeah TruthWielder I agree with you on that one bust sometimes that question needs to be asked.
One day you're going to knock up some chick and she's going to want you to watch her asshole and vagina become one.
Ever heard of a P-spot?
Ever heard of incontinence? Good luck when you get old, brah.
Fail troll.
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This
Fuck people wiping my ass. I am going to just go sky diving when I am really old and then I am just not going to pull the shoot.
Also, I'll hold back some of my shit and pretend that I'm done, then when they go to wipe I will continue to shit in their hand.
Being old will be fun.
Damn dude that is gross but still epic. The best part is I have an x and a current gf that are CNA's and if the old people are rubbin one out you cant stop them and you have to stay with them so you know there ok till they finish. HAHAHA being old will be epic.
Keep in mind though my x was a hot ass nurse my current is alright but I have seen some nasty looking nurses out there so be prepared to have to be stuck jacking off around some uggos.
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Hmmmm No
I love my wife
Thank you very much
Mmmhmmm. Vaginal Cottage Cheese, sounds delicious.
If I've managed to turn at least one guy here gay my job here will be complete
Yeah they smell, but most girls hide them like the plague for fear their man will see them and be turned off. Women really are like cats.
True, I'm going to throw one at my husband one day just because you said that
Please don't. That would cause the bad kind of blood splatter. He might think you're a terrorist.
Yes, I just pictured doing that. There would be a little splatter and then it would be stuck to his back
Alright I better stop before I make myself sick hah
Be a good wifey! No blood splatters