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  • Cook Dope Like a Redneck

    Cook Dope Like a Redneck

    This looks like it may work.

    This is why I love the totse.

    I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS INFO!!!
    THIS POST IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!
    I HAVE NOT TRIED THIS SPECIFIC RECIPE AND CANNOT GUARANTY THE SAFETY OR THE FINAL PRODUCT.
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    **WARNING**
    Combining these chemicals can result in fire, explosion, injury, death, or arrest. I do NOT use illicit narcotics, nor do I condone the use of illicit narcotics. This post is for informational purposes only. I take no responsibility for anyone who misuses this information and blows themselves up, burns down a structure, or gets arrested.

    DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
    BEWARE OF FUMES

    ****DO NOT DO THIS INDOORS****

    Now, on with the show.

    You will need:

    Hardware

    • 2 2-liter bottles (Clean & dry, with lid)
    • 1 1-liter bottle (Clean & dry, with lid)
    • 1 20oz bottle (Clean & dry, with lid)
    • Approx 18″ aquarium tubing
    • Needle-nosed pliers
    • Small pipecutter (Or snips)
    • Measuring cups (1/3 and 1 cup size)
    • Funnel
    • Small tupperware container with lid
    • Baggies
    • Utility knife or razorblade
    • Coffee filters

    Ingredients

    • 1. 1/3 cup Ammonium Nitrate (Get by cutting open cold packs. It’s the little white balls. Be careful what you buy, some cold packs are ammonium nitrate-free. Other materials can be used, but we’re going to do it this way.)
    • 2. 1/2 cup 100% Lye (aka Sodium Hydroxide. Available at hardware stores in the drain cleaner section. – Drano Crystals, or any other powdered lye works)
    • 3. 3 cups Coleman Camp Fuel (Engine starting fluid [diethyl ether], or VM&P naphtha can also be used)
    • 4. 3x Lithium strips (Get by cutting open Energizer AA Lithium batteries – Search youtube they have videos on how to properly get your lithium strips from the batteries.
    • 5. 100ml NP solvent of your choice (Xylene or MEK is recommended – easily found at your local hardware store in the paint section)
    • 6. 3-4 boxes 120mg 12-hour pseudoephedrine HCl (PSE). The highest count you can find. (Sudafed or a generic equivalent. MAKE SURE PSE IS THE ONLY ACTIVE INGREDIENT.)
    • 7. about 1/3 cup iodized salt
    • 8. 4 capfuls sulfuric acid (Available as liquid drain cleaner.) OR muriatic acid (Also sold at hardware stores)
    • 9. Denatured alcohol or Isopropyl alcohol
    • 10. 1/8 cup of distilled water (Poland Spring or any bottled water can also be used)

    Prep
    1. Take the 20oz lid and cut a hole in it big enough to fit the aquarium tubing. It should be snug.

    2. Cut one of the 2-liters in half. Discard the top.

    3. Crush the pills into a fine powder. Use a coffee grinder, blender, or if worse comes to worse, hand crush them with a pair of pliers or something. Put the
    powder into a baggie. The beauty of “shake n bake” is you don’t have to clean your pills to extract PSE. Just crush and toss in!

    4. Measure out and crush the ammonium nitrate (optional). If it is dry enough, go ahead and crush it. Not important that you do this, though. It helps ensure even cooking, but is not imperative. Put it in a baggie.

    5. Measure out the lye. Be careful not to touch this stuff. It eats anything organic (YOU) and also reacts with metal. Put in a baggie.

    6. Measure out the Coleman fuel or Naphtha. Put it into the 1-liter.

    7. Cut open the batteries. You must do this quickly because lithium reacts with moisture in air and will become hot, possibly catching fire if it is very humid outside. Use the pipecutter to cut the outer housing of the battery. Use the needle nosed pliers to peel down the housing to expose the strip. There will be a black strip in between 2 pieces of paper. This is the one you want. BE CAREFUL. LITHIUM STRIPS MAKE A SPARK WHEN THEY COME INTO CONTACT WITH METAL. DO NOT TOUCH THE STRIP WITH YOUR BARE HANDS IF YOU CAN AVOID IT. DO NOT GET IT WET!!!!! Once you get the strip out of the battery, it can be stored in denatured alcohol, and will no longer react with air as long as it is capped. Lithium strips burn VIOLENTLY when they come into contact with water. Be CAREFUL!!

    Go time:

    1. Pour the ammonium nitrate into the 2-liter bottle (the one you didn’t cut in half).
    2. Add pills. Shake up to mix them together.
    3. Add your 100ml Xylene or MEK solvent

    At this point, you will see the ingredients starting to react, it will produce bubbles in the bottom.

    4. Add the lithium strips. Take them out of the denatured alcohol, tear them into smaller pieces, and add them to the mixture.
    5. Add your lye MAKING SURE to cover your Lithium strips.
    6. Add the 1/4 cup of water. The water kicks off the reaction, but YOU MUST GET THE CAP ON IMMEDIATELY AFTER ADDING THE WATER. Remember Lithium reacts intensely with water and is potentially dangerous. The lithium-water reaction at normal temperatures is brisk but not violent, though the hydrogen produced can ignite. Do not add the water if your Lithium has not been buried and is UNDER YOUR LYE.
    7. Add the Coleman fuel or Naphtha to this mixture.

    The mixture will be rolling now (it will look like it’s boiling real hard). NOW THIS IS THE TRICKY AND MOST IMPORTANT PART: The reaction builds up necessary pressure inside the bottle, don’t worry – you will need to let this react WITH THE CAP ON for at least 2 minutes. Let the Lithium do it’s thing for a full 120 seconds. Venting or releasing pressure within the first 2-3 minutes will greatly affect your final yield. After 2 or 3 minutes you will see the Lithium starting to get smaller, shriveling up into small Bronze foil looking balls with holes throughout. This is when you MUST VENT by slightly unscrewing the cap to release the gas.

    ***AFTER THE LITHIUM TURNS BRONZE MAKE SURE TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE PRESSURE INSIDE THE BOTTLE! IT CAN EASILY BUILD UP QUICKLY AND EXPLODE IF NOT VENTED PROPERLY!***

    You can gently swirl (not shake!) the bottle side-to-side if you want, you don’t have to. Swirling can only help the reaction.

    Be careful! The gas coming out of the bottle is straight ammonia. Do not breathe it and keep it away from your eyes. AVOID KEEPING THE CAP OFF OR VENTING THE

    BOTTLE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

    You may have to add more lye throughout the process to keep the mixture rolling. Once every 20 minutes or so. You may not have to, though. If you do, add about

    half of the amount as in the beginning, and do it quickly.

    For at least 45 minutes keep venting and swirling the mixture until it stops rolling and you have hard whitish balls (called bones) in the bottom of the

    bottle. This is a signal that the reaction is over. Let the contents react until you notice the whitish balls – sometimes will take 1-2 hours. Put a cotton

    ball in the funnel hole and 2 coffee filters over and filter the liquid into the 2-liter (the one you cut in half). Dispose of the trash accordingly. Use

    caution, the bottle and trash are noticeable waste items. Try to dispose of it in different locations. The trash can still be fingerprinted. USE YOUR HEAD.

    Gassing the liquid

    Now that the dangerous part is over, on to the DOPE!

    All ready smelling success? wait and see.

    ****This is a smelly and violent process so you should do it outside if possible.****

    **WARNING**
    ***HCl GAS IS NASTY STUFF AND WILL RUST ANYTHING IN SIGHT! Make sure your tubing is completely airtight because you do not want leaks!****

    Take the 20oz bottle and put about 1/3 cup salt in it. Add 4 capfuls of sulfuric acid (or muriatic acid) and put on the lid you made with the aquarium tubing. Make sure it’s tight. This is your gassing gizmo. Put the end of the hose just under the surface of the liquid and squeeze the gas into it. You will see the meth dropping or “snowing” to the bottom of the liquid. Such a beautiful sight. Pull out the hose and let the 20oz fill back up with gas again.

    Repeat this until the meth stops dropping as much. Filter the powder out of the liquid. This process is known as a ‘pull’. After the dope is filtered, you can do up to 3 more pulls from the same liquid. Usually the second pull is the best (most product, highest quality).

    You will have to re-mix the salt and sulfuric acid in the 20oz using fresh ingredients, because it won’t last long. Make sure not to suck up any of the liquid into the 20oz, or you will have to make a new one. The gas inside the 20oz is a bad little dude itself, so use a twist tie or a rubber band to keep the tube closed (fold it in half and tie it).

    That’s it. Let the meth dry on the filters, scrape it off, and voila. You can even use the filters in drinks to get high.

    Note: Rinsing your meth with DRY ACETONE (dry your acetone by baking Epsom Salts at 400f for 4 hours, pour the baked epsom salts into your acetone container and let sit overnight) If your meth burns leaving residue in your pipe and tastes nasty, a dual solvent recrystallization is highly recommended.

    I don’t recommend smoking this stuff. you are liable to have unreacted reagents (like muriatic acid) and will really fuck your lungs.Eating is the best way to use this anhydrous stuff.

    Wish you luck

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  • How To Make a Gravity Bong

    Gravity Bongs

    Gravs are my favorite way to smoke because not only does it hit you fucking hard but it hits you fast too. From what i’ve read gravity bongs are the second best way to get as much THC from weed as possible right behind vaporizers. In this thread i will tell you how to make one of these epic bongs.

    What you need:
    A bottle (water, gatorade, 2-liter, etc.)
    a bowl with a stem or a socket
    a bucket that is about the same size as the bottle
    a lighter
    weed

    How to assemble:

    1. First you want to take the bottle and make a hole in it’s cap. This can be done with a screwdriver or drill or with a pen and some strength. The hole should be about the size of your stem or socket because this is what will hold it in place.

    2. Next you will want to take your lighter and burn 4 or 5 little holes at the bottom of the bottle (on the sides, not literally on the bottom). you want them to be about an inch apart and burned all the way around the bottle.

    3.Then you want to fill your bucket with water almost to the top of the bucket.

    4. To test out if you made your holes big enough, place the bottle into the water right side up and the water should go through the holes in the bottom into the water bottle.

    5. To test out if your bowl and cap are properly fitted, screw the cap onto the water bottle and put your thumb over the bowl. now lift the water bottle and the water should stay in the bottle until the bottle is completely out of the water in the bucket.

    How to use:

    • First put the water bottle into the bucket that is filled with water and make sure that your bottle is filling up with water.
    • Now load your bowl with as much weed as you want to pack it with and screw the cap onto the water bottle.
    • Keep one hand on your bottle and use the other hand to grab your lighter and start lighting the weed.
    • As you light the weed you want to pull the bottle up so that the water that is coming out of the bottom is being displaced with smoke from the weed.
    • Keep doing this slowly until your bottle is about to come out of the water and then, while still holding the bottle, put down the lighter and unscrew the cap.
    • Right after you do this you are going to want to lift the bottle out of the water and breathe in all of the smoke in the bottle
    • Now repeat these steps over and over until you’re ripped.

    Side Notes:

    1. Make sure that your weed isn’t packed too tight in the bowl because you want a little bit of air to be able to get into the water bottle when the water is being displaced or else you will be burning weed and no smoke will be in the bottle.
    2. If you’re using a socket you might want to get a screen or just use a small socket because the weed might just fall into the water if you’re not careful or if it’s not packed enough.
    3. If you don’t want your smoke to be harsh then before you suck the smoke in, push the bottle into the water and then suck some water into the bottle. Lift out the bottle and keeping sucking and you will have a bubbler effect going on at the bottom of the bottle.
    4. Some people like to just cut the bottom of the bottle off and instead of lifting the bottle out of the water they just put their mouth on it and push down as they breathe in. Even though it achieves the same effect you will find that, the higher you get, the harder it will be to keep the bottom of the bottle in the water.
    5. The good thing about using 5 holes is that when you lift the bottle out of the water, no smoke will escape from those holes but with the bottom cut off of the bottle, smoke will pour out and will be wasted on nothing.
    How it should look when you pull it up
    Gravity Bong
    What the bottle should look like
    (it’s basically a watefall bong but with more holes and unlimited water)

  • Make A Fake Vagina

    How To Make A Fake Vagina

    This is a guide on how to make a vagina out of household items for lonely people and virgins that just need a little lovin’.

    What you need:
    Water Balloons (4-6 should do)
    A pillow
    A belt or thick shoelace (belts are better)
    Plastic trash bag

    How to assemble:
    1. Fill the water balloons up with warm (not hot) water but not all the way or else they will pop when you are plowing
    2. Take your pillow and roll it into a tube shape and put a belt or shoelace around it so it holds this shape.
    3. Stuff the opening of the opening of your pillow with the water balloons, if you can’t fit them all in the pillow then take 1 or 2 out
    4. Put your trash bag in the middle of your balloons and add lubrication.
    5. Start having intercourse with you pillow and enjoy your warm, slippery, fake vagina.

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